Indian Singh-along XI

1) ?
2) ?
3) There's one for you, nineteen for me, 'cause i'm the Laxman, yeah, yeah i'm VVS Laxman
4) ?
5) Gin Ganguly goolie goolie goolie, gin gang goo
6) Got Kapil Devil's haircut in my mind, Got Kapil Devil's haircut in my mind
7) Hey, kick down that door. It's A Ratra, and you've been caught
?
9) I just can't get you out my Bedi, boy, it's more than I care to think about
10) Ishant Sharma's gonna get you, gonna knock you right on the head
11) Ojha she was taking me over, and Ojha it was the start of the Summer

2) Suicidal Tendulkarcies?

Shirley there's some songs with Sunny (Gavaskar) in them, and something about Crumbling down (Anil Krumble)? And the Elton John classic "Dhoni let the sun go down on me"?

She-wag, he-wag and they wag? Cindi Lauper on Indian masturbation?

I have no idea why but this shriekback chorus always makes me think about Laxman

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big Black Nemesis, parthenogenesis
No one move a muscle as the dead come home

Harby would be Tarzan boy (and his monkey) by Baltimora . .suitably festive as well

4) Lala, Lala, Lala

Suffering simultaneously from diarrhoea and priapism ...

Ishant
Sharma Sharma Sharma Sharma, Sharma Shameeleeon
You come and go, you co-hum and gohhhhh, ho, ho-ho ...

Dravid along in my automobile
My baby beside me at the Wall ...

Tragic when you have to post the toob cos probs nobody will get it, I know ...

Thet must have a good sound Engineer

Ah, taips posting in his accent...

Just thought I'd get in first for the Australian version of this thread.

There was Craig Serjeant who sat on a rock
A waving and shaking his big hairy
Fists at the ladies next door at the ritz
Who taught all their children to play with their
kite strings and marbles and all things galore
along comes a lady who looks like a
decent young lady who walks like a duck
she thinks she's invented a new way to
bring up the children to sew and to knit
the boys in the stables are shovelling
litter and paper from yesterdays hunt
while old sergeant potter is having some
cake in the messroom and singing this song
if you think this bawdy you're bloody well
wrong

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Just thought I'd get in first for the Pakistan/Bangladesh version of this thread.

Khalid plays electric bass
plays it with finesse and grace
Set on the porch ain't got no shoes
pickin' the bass and singin' the blues



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Now here's my advice for guys like Ricky P:
Declare when you like - I'll get em with ease.
Cos I’m VVS Laxman,
Yeah, I'm VVS Laxman.


(With apologies to Lennon)

Didn't Harrison write that song?

WideWally wrote:Just thought I'd get in first for the Australian version of this thread.

There was Craig Serjeant who sat on a rock
A waving and shaking his big hairy
Fists at the ladies next door at the ritz
Who taught all their children to play with their
kite strings and marbles and all things galore
along comes a lady who looks like a
decent young lady who walks like a duck
she thinks she's invented a new way to
bring up the children to sew and to knit
the boys in the stables are shovelling
litter and paper from yesterdays hunt
while old sergeant potter is having some
cake in the messroom and singing this song
if you think this bawdy you're bloody well
wrong

.

A slightly different version has been recorded as "The Assumption Song". Worth a listen.

doremi wrote:Didn't Harrison write that song?

Quite possibly

I was influenced by the sardonic cast of the lyrics, and the sneering Scouse delivery!

Prasanna's in the Hyatt.

'Bedi love, my Bedi love ...'

Kirmani let's twist again