Re: The Forum Christmas Party

by G.Wood Fri 23 Dec 2011, 09:30

you don't strike me as the type to get sucked into a cultish ritual

by Brass Monkey Fri 23 Dec 2011, 09:36

Aye, it's not going to make me love my bird any more. But it's what would make her most happy. The thing is both our families, both sides, have big weddings. Not many of them are the most down to earth people. So there's the pressure to have a big, conventional thing. shrug

I keep telling myself it's one day.

by G.Wood Fri 23 Dec 2011, 09:40

Anything for a root hey

by Brass Monkey Fri 23 Dec 2011, 09:41

Aye. Might as well keep good pie on tap.

by lardbucket Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:05

She's a Catholic, then. Grit your teeth, man, and get through it.

by LeFromage Sat 24 Dec 2011, 00:09

Brass Monkey wrote:Uhhh, yeah... but he's probably not going to be my best man. Reckon I'm gonna be one of them qunts who has three. Was going to be four, but not anymore.

Damn it - just failed to make the final cut. Again. FML.

by LeFromage Sat 24 Dec 2011, 00:16

Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:All the better to plan a mega-grouse do.

Got a few things lined-up on the cheap... so far the dressmaker, the photography and (of course) the flowers.

If you want to go cheaper still, just send me some individual photos of the various potential attendees and I'll seamlessly magic them into a wedding scene to remember using my superior photochopping skillz.

*disclaimer: I can't guarantee Shane Watson won't also appear in the pictures. Or that someone won't be seemingly getting rectally violated in some way.

by lardbucket Sat 24 Dec 2011, 00:17

Give us a demo ... imagine what Clarke and Bingle's wedding MIGHT have looked like ...

by LeFromage Sat 24 Dec 2011, 00:19

I'm on the wrong computer.

by lardbucket Sat 24 Dec 2011, 00:23

You might find several places for echidnas called Rex. Or Spiny Norman.

by lardbucket Sat 24 Dec 2011, 00:24

Dello wrote:I'm on the wrong computer.

Ah well.

by LeFromage Sat 24 Dec 2011, 00:28

Damn this technological age. I remember the days when you had one computer per household. A big old box tower thing that took up half the room. Monitor the size of a microwave. Microwave the size of a much bigger microwave.

World's gone mad. And not for the better.

by Demelza Sat 24 Dec 2011, 04:43

Guest wrote:Oh NO!
Tragedy has struck.
I'm just starting to get ready as there is only 4 and half hours to go and I can't find my nail varnish.

That Rob bloke was a bit weird, wasn't he?!

by lardbucket Thu 05 Feb 2015, 20:46

G.Wood wrote:Anything for a root hey

Brass Monkey wrote:Aye. Might as well keep good pie on tap.

lardbucket wrote:She's a Catholic, then. Grit your teeth, man, and get through it.

Dello wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:All the better to plan a mega-grouse do.

Got a few things lined-up on the cheap... so far the dressmaker, the photography and (of course) the flowers.

If you want to go cheaper still, just send me some individual photos of the various potential attendees and I'll seamlessly magic them into a wedding scene to remember using my superior photochopping skillz.

*disclaimer: I can't guarantee Shane Watson won't also appear in the pictures. Or that someone won't be seemingly getting rectally violated in some way.

lardbucket wrote:Give us a demo ... imagine what Clarke and Bingle's wedding MIGHT have looked like ...

lardbucket wrote:You might find several places for echidnas called Rex. Or Spiny Norman.

Dello still not responding to his own photoshopping challenge ...

This was a seriously weird thread; a bizarre read from start to finish.

by skully Thu 05 Feb 2015, 22:26

You say that like it's a bad thing. Cool

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