37 Reasons why a girl should date a cricketer.....
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37 Reasons why a girl should date a cricketer.....
1) We always wear protection.
2) Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring
3) Once we get in you'll be hit for six
4) We look for gaps and play into them.
5) We are capable of pulling anything.
6) We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required
7) We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square.
8) If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers.
9) We try to avoid "spraying it"
10) We can go on and on and on for many days!!!
11) We like to play straight
12) We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets
13) We build long partnerships.
14) We know how to vary the pace to good effect
15) We believe in good helmet protection
16) We're not afraid to spit on our fingers to get the shiny side gleaming
17) We have remarkable stamina with all-round performance.
18) Because our weapons are often wrapped with at least one if not TWO rubber sleeves
19) We score many times.
20) We understand the need for covers and extra covers
21) We definitely know how to 'bang it in'
22) We appreciate a good tail-end
23) Cricketers know for sure that 69 for 2 is a great position to be in.
24) We know how to get a good use of the pitch we play on.
25) We know how to use our bats skillfully while on the crease.
26) We can bowl a maiden over.
27) We know how to arch our backs and give it just that little bit more
28) We're a big fan of video replays
29) We always try to hit the right spot
30) We know how to add that extra bit of pressure
31) We're not afraid of a couple of decent bouncers
32) We never underestimate the value of an overnight stand
33) We usually get through 3 sessions a day
34) We British cricketers relish the chance to go 'down under'
35) We know that chasing a wide one can lead to regret
36) We're not afraid to bring technology into the game
37) We also love to put it in 'The Corridor of Uncertainty'
Just accept it, a gentlemans sport can only be played by gentlemen...
and of course 'a full toss in the face is always an accident and will be apologised for straight away...'
2) Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring
3) Once we get in you'll be hit for six
4) We look for gaps and play into them.
5) We are capable of pulling anything.
6) We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required
7) We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square.
8) If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers.
9) We try to avoid "spraying it"
10) We can go on and on and on for many days!!!
11) We like to play straight
12) We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets
13) We build long partnerships.
14) We know how to vary the pace to good effect
15) We believe in good helmet protection
16) We're not afraid to spit on our fingers to get the shiny side gleaming
17) We have remarkable stamina with all-round performance.
18) Because our weapons are often wrapped with at least one if not TWO rubber sleeves
19) We score many times.
20) We understand the need for covers and extra covers
21) We definitely know how to 'bang it in'
22) We appreciate a good tail-end
23) Cricketers know for sure that 69 for 2 is a great position to be in.
24) We know how to get a good use of the pitch we play on.
25) We know how to use our bats skillfully while on the crease.
26) We can bowl a maiden over.
27) We know how to arch our backs and give it just that little bit more
28) We're a big fan of video replays
29) We always try to hit the right spot
30) We know how to add that extra bit of pressure
31) We're not afraid of a couple of decent bouncers
32) We never underestimate the value of an overnight stand
33) We usually get through 3 sessions a day
34) We British cricketers relish the chance to go 'down under'
35) We know that chasing a wide one can lead to regret
36) We're not afraid to bring technology into the game
37) We also love to put it in 'The Corridor of Uncertainty'
Just accept it, a gentlemans sport can only be played by gentlemen...
and of course 'a full toss in the face is always an accident and will be apologised for straight away...'
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Re: 37 Reasons why a girl should date a cricketer.....
haha! a classic!,
I am going to have to forward this to everyone at our cricket club. Thanks for that! your post made my day!
I am going to have to forward this to everyone at our cricket club. Thanks for that! your post made my day!
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Re: 37 Reasons why a girl should date a cricketer.....
Nothing about wielding their willows with good effect?
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mynah wrote:Nothing about wielding their willows with good effect?
Good idea for No.38. We should collectively try to extend the list to 100!
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leg glancer wrote:mynah wrote:Nothing about wielding their willows with good effect?
Good idea for No.38. We should collectively try to extend the list to 100!
Nah. I'm good thanks.
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A lot of the points just repeat that the cricketers wear protection.
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Re: 37 Reasons why a girl should date a cricketer.....
...to drive home the point, of course. No pun intended.
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Re: 37 Reasons why a girl should date a cricketer.....
Demelza wrote:I'm rather fond of number 29.
Face or boobs?
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Dello wrote:Demelza wrote:I'm rather fond of number 29.
Face or boobs?
Are we looking at the same list?
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Demelza wrote:Dello wrote:Demelza wrote:I'm rather fond of number 29.
Face or boobs?
Are we looking at the same list?
Well, that's the last time I attempt to be laddish.
Max Power magazine used to ask its models all manner of saucy questions such as "pink or brown?" (do you prefer it in the number one slot or t'other?) and "face or boobs?" (where do you want it?)
That's the end of my unconvincingly bloke-ish posting.
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I believe i'm looking at the same 29 as Dello.
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So innocent down there in the South West.
If it's not anal with a blood relative, they don't want to know...
If it's not anal with a blood relative, they don't want to know...
Re: 37 Reasons why a girl should date a cricketer.....
OI, I don't count my horse as family.
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Demelza wrote:OI, I don't count my horse as family.
and yet you still think that sort of behaviour is acceptable...
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But you should hear what he says about your saddlebags...
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40. They always perform well from the member's end.
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Nothing about an appreciation of the importance of a good length?
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G?Demelza wrote:I'm rather fond of number 29.
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Re: 37 Reasons why a girl should date a cricketer.....
Nice!
Here're a few more:
We like to stick you in when it's wet.
We like to take quick singles.
We like them strips that offer some juice and good movement.
We like glancing towards the area between legs, fine and square.
We're always ready and on-guard in the dressing room.
We like to be the man of the match.
We like day-nighters.
We're fond of our performances at Eden.
We're excited when the G responds to our strokes.
Something about balls being Dukes'.
Here're a few more:
We like to stick you in when it's wet.
We like to take quick singles.
We like them strips that offer some juice and good movement.
We like glancing towards the area between legs, fine and square.
We're always ready and on-guard in the dressing room.
We like to be the man of the match.
We like day-nighters.
We're fond of our performances at Eden.
We're excited when the G responds to our strokes.
Something about balls being Dukes'.
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