Freddy Flintoff Loves Morrisons

Well, at least according to that bar at the top of the page. Right next to the Language School For Gays

He loves the cheque anyway.

Hy haven't you got an ad blocker, Gaz?

Yeah get with the times, Gazzaroon.

Because then I wouldn't know about the cheap places available in the Liverpool Triathlon

Or foldable shoes.

I actually have foldable feet, so foldable shoes would come in quite handy.

Noooooooo .......

did you not see the thread a few months back explaining the dangers of foldable shoes ?

If your foldable shoes folding mechanism goes into overdrive whil you're wearing them, you can wind up in serious trouble. They can quite easily fold up to your knees before assistance arrives, crushing all bones below the patella. Nasty.

As is Freddy Flintoff a fan of John Wayne, or some other Morrisons?

Zat wrote:If your foldable shoes folding mechanism goes into overdrive whil you're wearing them, you can wind up in serious trouble. They can quite easily fold up to your knees before assistance arrives, crushing all bones below the patella. Nasty.

As is Freddy Flintoff a fan of John Wayne, or some other Morrisons?

Maid Marion?

Are foldable shoes made by the same people who have foldable credibility in India when it comes to paying their bills owed to other nations and players?

That reminds me, hasn't Punit_Cricket served his ban by now.

Was he the foldable shoes purveyor?

Zatty, Morrisons, a Northern based supermarket chain.

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Not sure, but was around the same time. January?

Meh, if the pr!ck was a spammer, he deserves to get binned.

Zat wrote:If your foldable shoes folding mechanism goes into overdrive whil you're wearing them, you can wind up in serious trouble. They can quite easily fold up to your knees before assistance arrives, crushing all bones below the patella. Nasty.

As is Freddy Flintoff a fan of John Wayne, or some other Morrisons?

Thought it was something to do with NZ test cricketers.

I thought it said Morrissey for a minute, a classic case of northerners sticking together, I thought. Then re-read it and I thought to myself it was a classic case of northerners sticking together.

So any recent pics of Freddy? Has he become a barge-arse in his post-playing days? Does he buy lard-on-a-stick from Morrisons?

skully wrote:So any recent pics of Freddy? Has he become a barge-arse in his post-playing days? Does he buy lard-on-a-stick from Morrisons?

No not at all, I can't trawl but he's as he was. He's probably keeping as fit as possible in case his knee magically heals.

I'm impressed, nay a little shocked. I thought he'd be back on the pints and pudding up real nice.

skully wrote:So any recent pics of Freddy? Has he become a barge-arse in his post-playing days? Does he buy lard-on-a-stick from Morrisons?

Surely you meant lard-in-a-bucket...

Of course. Silly me.

skully wrote:I'm impressed, nay a little shocked. I thought he'd be back on the pints and pudding up real nice.

Him and Goughie got steamed in Yanksville, or maybe Mexico. Probs Mexico. In some random place. Acupulco or something. F*ck knows. They were a bit ruined though.

Zat wrote:

skully wrote:So any recent pics of Freddy? Has he become a barge-arse in his post-playing days? Does he buy lard-on-a-stick from Morrisons?

Surely you meant lard-in-a-bucket...

you say that like it's a bad thing