Caption competition

by Henry Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:12 am

'Finn and Morgan took out the car race, but the real competition was between Strauss and Trott, in the battle to be the first to go completely bald.'

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:12 am

We've been driving in my car. It's not quite a... oh.

by PeterCS Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:34 am

"You might be a speed merchant with a big bright future, miladdo, but you're still small potatoes in the knobbing department"

by eowyn Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:01 am

The initiation ceremony didn't quite turn out as Jade had expected, when Strauss had said to him "we rub your head while we finger our balls... "

by JKLever Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:49 am

That's Finny, Ange...

by eowyn Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:56 am

What a twit I am. Looked more like a moody Jade Embarassed

by furriner Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:03 am

Three Girls, One Dick.

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:04 am

Which one's the dick?

by furriner Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:23 am

Up to you. There's a series coming, they're all dicks to me.

Although it would have been good to have Dernbach in there.

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:32 am

I'm sure it would. He's not going to usurp The Enforcer though.

by skully Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:52 am

Finn: "Get yer farkin grimy mitts off my head, you qunts. This L stands for the 3 larynxes I'm gonna rip out."

by Gary 111 Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:02 am

Henry wrote:

'Trott, Morgan and Strauss misteriously lose fingers in weird Jaguar sacrifice ceremony'

by Gary 111 Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:03 am

In a desperate attempt to save the ones they have left they hide them in Steve Finn's barnet.

by LeFromage Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:23 pm

Is Jonathan Trott asking what the slowest speed the Jag can achieve is?

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