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Post by LeFromage Wed 03 Aug 2011, 11:42

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-14380587
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Aug 2011, 11:51

So that's why he was moving down there! Of course! The ports man, the ports!
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Post by Jontyh Wed 03 Aug 2011, 11:56

That's my weekend f**ked then.
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Aug 2011, 12:03

You're up north Jonty, apparently yours gets flown in from Denmark, you're sweet, no worries.
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Post by skully Wed 03 Aug 2011, 12:05

Vilks is on suicide watch Fowler
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Post by Jontyh Wed 03 Aug 2011, 13:02

Brass Monkey wrote:You're up north Jonty, apparently yours gets flown in from Denmark, you're sweet, no worries.


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Post by Lara Lara Laughs Wed 03 Aug 2011, 15:29

On the way to the Netherlands. Your joke doesn't work. Review your joke.
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Aug 2011, 16:14

What joke? This is serious business you flippant qunt.
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Post by Lara Lara Laughs Wed 03 Aug 2011, 17:36

Gah. Anyone who buys coke is a mug. And not because drugs are baaaaad.
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Aug 2011, 18:06

What if you suck c*ck for rock? What then? Have you earned said bugle? I hope so, because that's what I've been doing since '97. OK, I have v(en)arious diseases but at least my bank balance is sh!t OK.
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Post by PeterCS Wed 03 Aug 2011, 19:32

Vicarious diseases?
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Post by Jontyh Wed 03 Aug 2011, 20:31

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Gah. Anyone who buys coke is a mug. And not because drugs are baaaaad.

Not so much that - they're normally boring, self-obsessed phuckers who can only think of their next hit.

Having said that, if it's good toot it's top boning tackle. So I've heard.
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Aug 2011, 20:48

Heh heh, yeah, I've heard it is.
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Post by eowyn Wed 03 Aug 2011, 20:51

Jonty, can you not post in pure Manchanese please.

Are you saying coke is better than viagra?
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Aug 2011, 20:59

Tonk pills Ange, viagra is called tonk pills
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Post by Jontyh Wed 03 Aug 2011, 21:00

Am I phuck, Ange. But a bluey [i]and/i] a good toot. Now you're talking.
Again, so I'm told.
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Post by eowyn Wed 03 Aug 2011, 21:06

Brass Monkey wrote:Tonk pills Ange, viagra is called tonk pills

Really, makes "going the tonk" a more understandable.

Jonts, say hello to Bez for me.
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Post by Jontyh Wed 03 Aug 2011, 21:09

Will do, Ange - though I've not seen him for a while.
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Post by LeFromage Wed 03 Aug 2011, 21:12

Bez isn't someone you can see. He's more a state of mind. And a maraca-based dance.
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Post by eowyn Wed 03 Aug 2011, 21:16

I've seen Bez "live" and he had no maracas.
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Post by Jontyh Wed 03 Aug 2011, 21:20

He's always been utterly wankered whenever I've seen him.
Image to live up to, and all that.
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Post by LeFromage Wed 03 Aug 2011, 21:32

eowyn wrote:I've seen Bez "live" and he had no maracas.

He was off his maracas?

Man, he's hardcore.
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Post by eowyn Wed 03 Aug 2011, 21:33

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Post by Zat Wed 03 Aug 2011, 22:54

Brass Monkey wrote:What if you suck c*ck for rock? What then? Have you earned said bugle? I hope so, because that's what I've been doing since '97.
Do you swap tips with Mudge?

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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Aug 2011, 22:59

He taught me a lot. It started by getting all girly on a couple of glasses of chardonnay.
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