Warnie engaged?

Apparently

"Australia's most famous spin bowler has reportedly popped the question to 46-year-old British model and actress Liz Hurley at Alfred Dunhill Links Golf Championship in St Andrews, Scotland.

The UK's Daily Mirror was unequivocal on Saturday:

"(Warne) was still grinning ear to ear on the course yesterday when he confirmed: `Yes, we are engaged'."

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Channel Nein Nooz just ran a report confirming. Good luck to the great man.

In an earlier tweet to her beau, Liz used a golfing metaphor hinting at more romantic activity: "Let's play the Dunhill together next year - you up for it? You swing great and have nice rhythm - with a super short game!"

All together: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


(Made up by the jourhack, of course.)

'what [i]is[/i] par for this hole?'

"Albatross!"

It leaves even dead parrots standing.

The mice are cackling.


Personally, I'd say alcohol.

(Terry Jones examines the hole closely before purchasing. Incidentally.)

no wafers

However theen.

lardbucket wrote:'what is par for this hole?'

Not sure about the hole, but I suspect they've managed 69 in a few places.

Is that two down, with two to play?

So, a forum present to the happy couple would be?

Free botox.

Seriously...WGAF!!

...and the Albatross skit was the abridged version....very disappointing.

42 v 46. The wise old MILF teaching the naive young buck a thing or two?

So it might not be too late to produce an English Warnie after all!?

Oh sh!t, what a heinous thing to say, JKL. You barsteward!!!

Seems Warnie's son has his Mum's genes when it comes to sporting prowess.

JKLever wrote:So it might not be too late to produce an English Warnie after all!?

Now all Australian knees are trembling ... not just Warnie's.