Re: Taips....

by Brass Monkey Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:06

Yeah, probably nuts inducing. Nothing to suggest but take up Lego.

by Guest Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:07

Or crack cocaine and hookers.

by Brass Monkey Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:11

That's overrated. Maybe salvia and strip clubs.

by Guest Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:12

Never touching salvia again.... Must be nearly 10 years since I did it and it still freaks me out to think about it.

by Brass Monkey Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:15

Well, you know, it only lasts half an hour max. OK, it seems like 77 hours and you may as well be being violated with a devil's tail, but you learn to appreciate reality.

by taipan Fri 25 Nov 2011, 03:29

vilkrang wrote:Well, it took over a month (was meant to take a week), but it finally arrived apparently.

You can all sleep well again at night.

You did mark it airmail?

by lardbucket Fri 25 Nov 2011, 05:12

vilkrang wrote:Hehe. Yes and yes. April seems f*cking ages away though and it seems to be getting harder every day.

you might have to rub one out

by taipan Fri 25 Nov 2011, 05:54

vilkrang wrote:Hehe. Yes and yes. April seems f*cking ages away though and it seems to be getting harder every day.

She said much the same though before I did, so that's something at least.

This was the scary part Lardy.

by LeFromage Fri 25 Nov 2011, 08:36

Well, I'm out of the f*cking loop. Where has vilks moved to - and why has his girlfriend run away?

This is like Jeremy Kyle. But more downmarket.

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:11

Winchester, you slobbering knave. His bint's on another continentyish thing.

by LeFromage Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:33

Brass Monkey wrote:Winchester, you slobbering knave. His bint's on another continentyish thing.

Oh. He was threatening to go to Chinwester a while back. That's my neck o' the woods.

*reminds self to steer clear of Winchester for ever more*

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:37

Aye, especially now he's temporarily on his sweeney... the cottaging probability has gone through the roof.

by Guest Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:09

taipan wrote:
vilkrang wrote:Well, it took over a month (was meant to take a week), but it finally arrived apparently.

You can all sleep well again at night.

You did mark it airmail?

Yeah, as I said at the time.

Decided to send the Christmas card today, though if the last card was anything to go by it probably won't get there for Christmas, the Christmas post being what it is.

by taipan Sat 26 Nov 2011, 09:04

Is she fluent in Afrikaans yet?

by Guest Sat 26 Nov 2011, 09:22

I very much doubt it.

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