Why are my toes constantly cold?

Pssh... it shows he's not considering his content.

Whaaat?
We should consider our content?

Well, theoretically. I'm not saying I practice it

Thank goodness for that because even in my magnificent total of 40 post, 35 are just crap.

Now I'm away to snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

Wise choices. I save all my best chat for the outside world, honest.

And I believe you

My conversations on forums are as much English as I can comprehend. Everywhere else it's just a blur.

I like this guy.

Cheers VIlkrang, my complaint is that mosquitoes are continuously biting the hell out of my toes that distract me from my stoned-iness.

Try some heroin, it should kill any pain from the bites.

Good suggestion, although I may have to weigh out the pain of one mega mosquito bite like syringe or the continuous pain of tiny mosquito bites.

tricycle wrote:Cheers VIlkrang, my complaint is that mosquitoes are continuously biting the hell out of my toes that distract me from my stoned-iness.

It's a burden, those sort of things play on your brain when mashed. One of the best things about it being -1 outside is no mosquitoes.

better cold than not feeling anything. toes've probably dropped off by then.

what happens when a mozzie bites someone dosed up on drugs? Presumably they die? anyone?

Brass Monkey wrote:

tricycle wrote:Cheers VIlkrang, my complaint is that mosquitoes are continuously biting the hell out of my toes that distract me from my stoned-iness.

It's a burden, those sort of things play on your brain when mashed. One of the best things about it being -1 outside is no mosquitoes.

Not the case here, 10 C outside and mosquito mania inside.

Stoned mosquitoes are surely fine for society. Maybe that's the cure for malaria.

Yorkie Jill wrote:better cold than not feeling anything. toes've probably dropped off by then.

what happens when a mozzie bites someone dosed up on drugs? Presumably they die? anyone?

They'd have a wonderful last few moments.

Flies piss me off more than mosquitos. I have a bit of respect for mosquitos, they don't kick up too much of a fuss, and sucking people's blood to survive is pretty cool.

Flies just dick about, plus they throw up on you when they land. They're f**king disgusting things, and I love to kill them.

vilkrang wrote:I like this guy.

How do you know tricycle is a guy?

eowyn wrote:

vilkrang wrote:I like this guy.

How do you know tricycle is a guy?

He makes sense

Yorkie Jill wrote:better cold than not feeling anything.

Vilky does seem the type that would hurt himself just to see if he still feels

G.Wood wrote:

Yorkie Jill wrote:better cold than not feeling anything.

Vilky does seem the type that would hurt himself just to see if he still feels

If I was that type, then surely I would have already done it by now?

I don't know that you haven't.

Sage.

vilkrang wrote:Bad circulation probably, but it's f**king annoying.

I'm not anticipating this thread to be a classic, but it will make 2 pages even if I have to post every reply myself.

It's your best thread ever.

Most legible if nothing else.

Clearly the obvious answer is "WGAF about vilks toes?"

skully wrote:Clearly the obvious answer is "WGAF about vilks toes?"

That was the answer I was expecting, although I wasn't really expecting this thread to last 9 pages...

I think someone alluded to the scenario of your lovely lady sucking your toes to warm them. Seems fair.