Xmas pressies

So did everyone get what they wanted?

Well I got exactly what I wanted:

To be left alone and given nothing.

Woohoo! Best Christmas ever

Got a few standard things (DVDs, clothes, music), but I absolutely hit the jack pot with this beauty:

Is he reaching for a weapon or his c*ck?

O wait is the present a dressing gown?

Clamson wrote:Is he reaching for a weapon or his c*ck?

My weapon is my c*ck.

And yes, that was the present!

vilkrang wrote:Got a few standard things (DVDs, clothes, music), but I absolutely hit the jack pot with this beauty:

I"s supposed to be white.

I got everything I wanted - good food, good company, good beer/wine/whisky - and there's more than five hours left!

vilkrang wrote:Got a few standard things (DVDs, clothes, music), but I absolutely hit the jack pot with this beauty:

May the farce be with you.

My Brother gave me a genuine fake set of Dr Dre Beats that he picked up in Hanoi & for a knockoff they are not too bad.

vilkrang wrote:Got a few standard things (DVDs, clothes, music), but I absolutely hit the jack pot with this beauty:

Nice.

I got socks. I'd model them for you all, but they're socks. You can probably imagine how they'd look. Like socks.

Clamson wrote:Well I got exactly what I wanted:

To be left alone and given nothing.

Woohoo! Best Christmas ever

The Clam is on the money here.

Dello wrote:

vilkrang wrote:Got a few standard things (DVDs, clothes, music), but I absolutely hit the jack pot with this beauty:

Nice.

I got socks. I'd model them for you all, but they're socks. You can probably imagine how they'd look. Like socks.

Any odd ones?

I got Ed Cowan's book.

Like Dello, I got socks & also aftershave.

Standard post age 35 man presents.

concert tickets and a book voucher

I was genuinely pleased with my gifts of socks and aftershave.

only socks and aftershave? not even a book, or a cd, or some chocolates?

Gloves, Ashes DVD and a book about psychopaths.

Let's see, I got some shirts from my parents, some Roy Orbison style sunglasses from my boyfriend, and a voucher for Palace Cinemas from my sister - this was particularly freaky because I unwittingly bought my sister the exact same present! You'd swear we were related or something.

And to keep all this cricket related, my "Secret Santa" gave me "The Greatest" by Malcolm Knox, which focuses on the Warne/McGrath era of Australian cricket. It looks like a decent read from what I've flicked through so far.

Raybans, Hass?

I got a fabulous printer/scanner wotsit that can print photos,which is ideal now I have my grand twin babies. It scared me at first, and I sat looking at the box for a few hours but I actually got it to work!!!

Demelza wrote:I got a fabulous printer/scanner wotsit that can print photos,which is ideal now I have my grand twin babies. It scared me at first, and I sat looking at the box for a few hours but I actually got it to work!!!

No need to be afraid of technology. You just have to learn to make it your 'Bitch'.

I'll remember that, BD. I was lucky though, cos it actually came with a manual, not just a disk, AND a few diagrams. Didn't even have to put my glasses on.

A manual? WTF?