Couldn't sleep...

So went to get a glass of milk. What do I find?

Three big f*ck off slugs having a party in my kitchen.



WHAT
THE
F*CK

First time in 5 months I've even seen a slug at this address and then out of no where, 3, and they were massive, and I do mean MASSIVE.

So rather than get a glass of milk and try to sleep I'm now going to have to tear the house down to hunt down the rest of these f*ckers, if there are any.

At least I'm leaving here soon.

Have you got a garden? They've probably come in from there attracted by your kitchen light.

Little qunts. Is it the season for them or something? Never had a problem before.

Kitchen light has been off all night though....

Wait a minute, I couldn't sleep, what is your excuse at being up at this ungodly hour?

Slugs won't hang around if there isn't anything to eat.

vilkrang wrote:Wait a minute, I couldn't sleep, what is your excuse at being up at this ungodly hour?

Isn't Disney Channel 24 hours a day over there?

Doubt it - don't think they've got round to an X-rated version yet.

they're all OVER 16, are they, AD?

Could you get anyone to touch your slug this time?

only with a grain (or two) of salt . ..

Slugs aren't the only slimy creatures who come out at night, I see.

vilkrang wrote:So went to get a glass of milk. What do I find?

Three big f*ck off slugs having a party in my kitchen.



WHAT
THE
F*CK

First time in 5 months I've even seen a slug at this address and then out of no where, 3, and they were massive, and I do mean MASSIVE.

So rather than get a glass of milk and try to sleep I'm now going to have to tear the house down to hunt down the rest of these f*ckers, if there are any.

At least I'm leaving here soon.

Where are you off to?

I have a couple of these in my backyard to take care of slugs etc.
Beautiful creatures & very inoffensive.

The Chief is absolutely terrified of blueys, BD. But I topped even them recently. I was watching TV and heard a tap on the glass doors behind me. It was a dirty great goanna looking at it's own reflection in the solar-glassed door. Scared the bejezus out of me. Luckily, it scared off easily. And just as luckily, the Chief wasn't about at the time.

Big Dog wrote:I have a couple of these in my backyard to take care of slugs etc.
Beautiful creatures & very inoffensive.

Haha, send him over here for a holiday!

Taips, rent is expiring on flat and as girlfriend is in South Africa for the time being I'm having to downsize temporarily. Still in Winnie though.

I have no farking clue what is wrong with me tonight, haven't had a single drink or drug yet it's 7 o farking clock and I still haven't managed to get ANY sleep at all. Might just say f*ck it and get up. Have a shower and breakfast or something.

Really really odd. Would be the one night where there's no cricket on as well.

Winnie??

Has he infected you as well.

It was my good deed for the day. He'll have a skip in his step all day now, bless him.

It's getting light now and I am wide awake, not even a hint of tiredness.

This is starting to freak me out a bit.

You might becoming Australian. Your body clock seems to think you are.

vilkrang wrote:It's getting light now and I am wide awake, not even a hint of tiredness.

This is starting to freak me out a bit.

I've been like that since November. Trouble is I collapse around lunchtime and go back to bed again.

Had one last try for sleep and yet again, sh!t all.

I think my body has had enough of the lack of drugs recently and has decided to deprive my sleep to induce the dream like state I currently seem to find myself in.

Ahh - going through the Doors of Perception. Trouble is I tend to find the Doors of Perception frequently open onto the Room of Inanity.

I actually don't care when I sleep now I just want it to happen. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK.

Are your toes warm enough?

Suspiciously they have been warm since this sh!t sleeping started, 3 fecking nights have been sh!t now. I had a pretty rough night two nights ago, worse one last night and then not even one today.

It took me so long to write that and I don't think it's right.