Which famous fat person would you sleep with?

Well?

How fat are we talking?

I'd say Anne Diamond is the lower limit and anything up to Kirstie Alley. After that it's just sick

They chunked up, but they aren't no Feltz or Britton are they?

Indeed, you get extra forum cred for admitting to wanting to sleep with a lifelong fattie because you can't just close you eyes, pork them and think of their hay day.

I wouldn't put my penis in anything over a certain weight's vagina for fear of the fat moulding around it leading to an emergency amputation.

This is an appallingly body-fascist thread.

Who do you think you are, Mr Spangler? Johnny Bloody Universe?

You deserve Andrea Dworkin', you do.

One of my ex-housemates from about two years back was a bit of a gimp, hadn't shagged many birds etc... anyway, he perked this chunker we know and was actually shagging a flab crease. Fact.

Fact. I've admitted on this forum that for approx. a 1 week period a few years back I wanted to smash Feltz.

I've had the counselling, I'm over it. Don't hate me, if you'd forgotten.

Meh, the women are very welcome to nominate the obeast people they'd do.

I'd do the Bunk if I was that way inclined. Or if he was real

Smash Feltz with what?

Just for the record, Danny:

1. Did he come off?
2. Who told you? Spy cameras?

His sister used to let him watch . . .

0.1) Smash is the new word for 'bang'.

1) No, she told him 'it wasn't working'.

2) Chunker told my sexy mate, who told me when she was hammered.

2.1) I told some other twat, who told some other twat and so forth.

tac wrote:His sister used to let him watch . . .

Whoa... whoop... humour upgrade. This woman is doing your personality some good. I'm just gutted for you in advance when she runs away with your cards and silverware.

Is she fat?

Dan:

From what you report of the jollity grapevine, I think it's apocryphal. He had it up but wasn't much cop. LIKELY.

Yes, I know what smash means. Was just amused from your frenzy of infatuation by the thought of "crowbar".

Not that I condone iconoclasm of any such sort.

i.e. Bit brutal, "smash" for "bang", which is triumphalist-troglodyte enough . Boast-inflation of the language, sounds like. Chavvy. Wellingboro tang. Mental. Stoned. Narsty.

No-ones mentioned Monica Lewinsky?

I'd have a go on Dawn French. Is that a bit wrong?

"That woman"??

Dawn French is lovely.

But she'd have you for breakfast, like a bolied egg, JK.

Bradman wrote:No-ones mentioned Monica Lewinsky?

Good point. I would. Good experience and doesn't mind mess on her dress no wouldn't have to worry about cleaning up.

No one has mentioned Elvis yet.

PeterCS wrote:
i.e. Bit brutal, "smash" for "bang", which is triumphalist-troglodyte enough . Boast-inflation of the language, sounds like. Chavvy. Wellingboro tang. Mental. Stoned. Narsty.

Fork orf. It's the biggest compliment you can pay a bird.

As for 'chavvy', I reckon all of you people new to the phrase (it's been going for years before you mainstream got hold of it) have mistaken it's true meaning. Get some f*cking etymology on it and get back to me. I tire of the word's misrepresentation.

JKLever wrote:I'd have a go on Dawn French. Is that a bit wrong?

Hmm, probs. She's filled out even more though.