Re: Australia v New Zealand, 1st ODI, Adelaide, 14 Dec

by Fred Nerk Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:49

Sometimes in tait's position you can at least say you weren't the only one getting flogged. Sorry Spud, not this time. Even Lee hasn't leaked runs at your rate and he has got a wicket.

Any strategy to restrict NZ's score has to involve preserving How Now Brown Cow's place at the wicket.

by Zat Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:50

McCullum might be going gangbusters, but How looks carp.

by Zat Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:50

Until Taiterhead puts one in short. Zarquon! He must be stupid.

by Invader Zim Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:51

FFS, don't we all know by now that South Aussies are complete and utter shit?!

by Zat Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:52

Trying to think of the exception that proves the rule...

Lehmann? Nope.

Blewett? Nope

Hilditch? Nope.

Wayne Bloody Phillips? Nope.

Hookesy? Might have to do...

by tac Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:55

Zat wrote:Trying to think of the exception that proves the rule...

Lehmann? Nope.

Blewett? Nope

Hilditch? Nope.

Wayne Bloody Phillips? Nope.

Hookesy? Might have to do...

Zimmy's girlfriend? Nope.

by horace Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:55

dizzy and the chappells

by Fred Nerk Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:56

McCull french cuts for 4 so often you have to start wondering if he practises it.

(Ian Chappell was a fair cricketer when he lived in Addledville and only became a totally shithouse commentator after he moved to Sidneyland.)

by Ross Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:56

Dizzy? Although he wasn't even born there.

by Invader Zim Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:57

SA 8/111 (37.0 overs)
Tait 0/37 (4.0)

Great day for the Barrels.

by Fred Nerk Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:57

"Zimmy's girlfriend? Nope."

Zimmy? Dope.

by horace Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:58

aside from the coonawarra and mickey o'l, the major use value of SA is that it provides a useful geographic buffer protecting the rest of the country from WA

by Ross Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:59

The idiot sozzie gets the snoozy crab out for 20 off 59.

by Zat Fri 14 Dec 2007, 04:59

Tait gets a wicket, has the decency to look a little sheepish, and doesn't carry on like chainsaw charlie.

by Fred Nerk Fri 14 Dec 2007, 05:02

Fred Nerk wrote:Any strategy to restrict NZ's score has to involve preserving How Now Brown Cow's place at the wicket.

Ross wrote:The idiot sozzie gets the snoozy crab out for 20 off 59.

Yeah, now look what you've done.Good one Shaun.

by Fred Nerk Fri 14 Dec 2007, 05:05

"Tait gets a wicket, has the decency to look a little sheepish"

There's smarter things you could look playing this crowd....

by Invader Zim Fri 14 Dec 2007, 05:09

FFS, Spud gets another.

by horace Fri 14 Dec 2007, 05:12

spud on the way to motm in front of the adoring adelaide crowd

by Zat Fri 14 Dec 2007, 05:12

Screw it, I'm off to have a beer and watch in the lounge. The kids can have the small TV in the games room.

Must nearly be time for Lee to come back on and farq things up even further.