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Post by lardbucket Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:55 am

Has Fromage introduced this recently?

Along with posts, and 'reputation', we now have 'points'.

Clearly ridiculous ... I can't remember anyone here ever making one. Maybe Wally, on occasions, when he posts '.'

Surely it should be pointlessness?

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Post by skully Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:01 am

Points have been around for over 2 years. Another of Dello's highly successful innovations. But totally meaningless, and closely related to your post count. Cool
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Post by G.Wood Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:03 am

I need glasses. I thought it meant how many times Paul Keating had read your posts.

It did seem a little strange that Dello would deem that a worthwhile thing to track
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Post by skully Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:09 am

G.Wood wrote:I need glasses. I thought it meant how many times Paul Keating had read your posts.
Well, I do think Ponts and MrK have alarms that go off any time I sledge the pinkos. Cool

But Dello likes to fiddle. Doesn't want the place to get stale. columbo
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:37 am

I never really got it. It was explained to me as well. But didn't get it. Not a slice. Not even half a rasher. shrug We should have measurements of semen that gets updated on a daily basis.

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Post by lardbucket Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:39 am

7.3 mls isn't much

10 cc is an average shot, so they say, and I had you down as a 500 ml a day man

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Post by Brass Monkey Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:46 am

What??? Dr Christian Wotshisface said the average was betwixt 1.0 and 6.5!

I'm Brass Monkey, not Brass Donkey...
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Post by lardbucket Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:48 am

When you spill the brass ooo ... it's 10 cc isn't it?

That's how that band derived its name, allegedly

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Post by Brass Monkey Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:54 am

Jonathan LikesChildrenALittleTooMuch wrote:I had to give them a name . . . because I'd signed the record, and I went to sleep that night and had this dream that a band of mine on my label made number one on the album and singles charts simultaneously in America, and the band was 10cc. So I gave them that name the next morning. Everybody then decided that this was apparently meant to be the amount of an average male ejaculation. Which was absolutely far from the truth . . . There's a lot of apocryphal stories about names, and unfortunately, most of them are much more amusing than the ugly reality, which in this case is that the name came to me in a dream . .

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Post by lardbucket Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:56 am

... and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds has absolutely nothing to do with LSD?

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Post by Brass Monkey Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:58 am

Look, the man's a paedo. He's not going to lie, is he???
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Post by lardbucket Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:00 am

You're way ahead of me, as usual.

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Post by tricycle Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:27 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:I never really got it. It was explained to me as well. But didn't get it. Not a slice. Not even half a rasher. shrug We should have measurements of semen that gets updated on a daily basis.

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Post by Brass Monkey Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:19 pm

The age of the semen count? Hmmmm, I think if you don't refrigerate it, it may well evaporate
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Post by taipan Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:21 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
Jonathan LikesChildrenALittleTooMuch wrote:I had to give them a name . . . because I'd signed the record, and I went to sleep that night and had this dream that a band of mine on my label made number one on the album and singles charts simultaneously in America, and the band was 10cc. So I gave them that name the next morning. Everybody then decided that this was apparently meant to be the amount of an average male ejaculation. Which was absolutely far from the truth . . . There's a lot of apocryphal stories about names, and unfortunately, most of them are much more amusing than the ugly reality, which in this case is that the name came to me in a dream . .


Obviously a wet dream
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:36 pm

taipan wrote:
Obviously a wet dream

Miles too old. Maybe these chaps were serenading him whilst he went about his sordid business.
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Post by taipan Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:37 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
Obviously a wet dream

Miles too old. Maybe these chaps were serenading him whilst he went about his sordid business.

When they named the group?
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:12 pm

Oh yeah... I'm sure he came buckets.
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Post by Zat Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:14 pm

lardbucket wrote:7.3 mls isn't much

10 cc is an average shot, so they say, and I had you down as a 500 ml a day man

lardbucket wrote:When you spill the brass ooo ... it's 10 cc isn't it?

That's how that band derived its name, allegedly

IIRC, they went for 10cc because the average was 9, as they wanted to say they were above average.

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