Derbyshire CCC vs South Africa
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Derbyshire CCC vs South Africa
Starts tomorrow. I'm going to day 2 of 2 so i'll let you know how it goes.
My memory is sketchy about this place nowadays - was there a Kallis and KFC joke doing the rounds once? I might take a bucket and try and make him hold it.
Think SA should play a strong side but don't know if Derbyshire will rest a few given how we're going in the CC.
Glorious weather forecasted. Happy days!
My memory is sketchy about this place nowadays - was there a Kallis and KFC joke doing the rounds once? I might take a bucket and try and make him hold it.
Think SA should play a strong side but don't know if Derbyshire will rest a few given how we're going in the CC.
Glorious weather forecasted. Happy days!
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Jingle Bails advent calendar 2009: December 16th.
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Jacques Kallis says: "My all time favourite Christmas number one would have to be the charity single by Band Aid - Do they know it's Christmas? It's a sobering and haunting reminder of the hardship and struggle that is the daily existence of so many living right on our doorstep, who have little or no food, no clean water, no flat-screen TVs. I'm always moved by the powerful message contained within the lyrics: eat what you can, when you can as you never know when you're going to wake up as a little starving Ethiopian. I'll raise a bucket of chicken to that."
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Don't remember Kallis and the bucket of KF? Did Dello PM you so he could roll out his favourite picture?
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Ohhh and then he goes and rolls it out about 20 seconds before I posted! You could not make it up
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F*ck off. Someone has to appreciate me. You'll miss me when I Pietersen it and bugger off to the IPL forum for the Benjamins.
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It's hard being Dello on the internet.
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Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
My memory is sketchy about this place nowadays - was there a Kallis and KFC joke doing the rounds once? I might take a bucket and try and make him hold it.
That's brilliant. I remember playing that practical joke on my girlfriend years ago. I bought a bucket of KFC, cut a hole in the bottom, slipped the slug through it & sat on the sofa with the bucket in my lap. My girlfriend walked in, sat beside me & started eating KFC while watching TV. She'd had a couple of pieces & then got the shock of her life when she reached into the bucket & grabbed something else. Oh we laughed & laughed. Good times.
And you're going to play the same practical joke on Jacques Kallis?
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Dello wrote:Jingle Bails advent calendar 2009: December 16th.
- Spoiler:
Jacques Kallis says: "My all time favourite Christmas number one would have to be the charity single by Band Aid - Do they know it's Christmas? It's a sobering and haunting reminder of the hardship and struggle that is the daily existence of so many living right on our doorstep, who have little or no food, no clean water, no flat-screen TVs. I'm always moved by the powerful message contained within the lyrics: eat what you can, when you can as you never know when you're going to wake up as a little starving Ethiopian. I'll raise a bucket of chicken to that."
This is the only thing I look forward to about xmas these days.
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Lara Lara Laughs wrote:It's hard being Dello on the internet.
You know, the disappointing thing is, people on this forum love reading my posts. It's them I feel most sorry for.
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WideWally wrote:
That's brilliant. I remember playing that practical joke on my girlfriend years ago. I bought a bucket of KFC, cut a hole in the bottom, slipped the slug through it & sat on the sofa with the bucket in my lap. My girlfriend walked in, sat beside me & started eating KFC while watching TV. She'd had a couple of pieces & then got the shock of her life when she reached into the bucket & grabbed something else. Oh we laughed & laughed. Good times.
And you're going to play the same practical joke on Jacques Kallis?
Didn't your schloot get burn with searing chicken grease? Is that what you like? You masochistic sicko.
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Dello wrote:Lara Lara Laughs wrote:It's hard being Dello on the internet.
You know, the disappointing thing is, people on this forum love reading my posts. It's them I feel most sorry for.
Awwww yiihhh.
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Dello wrote:Lara Lara Laughs wrote:It's hard being Dello on the internet.
You know, the disappointing thing is, people on this forum love reading my posts. It's them I feel most sorry for.
They love them until you inexplicably post a sloppy one and ruin all the good work before.
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WideWally wrote:Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
My memory is sketchy about this place nowadays - was there a Kallis and KFC joke doing the rounds once? I might take a bucket and try and make him hold it.
That's brilliant. I remember playing that practical joke on my girlfriend years ago. I bought a bucket of KFC, cut a hole in the bottom, slipped the slug through it & sat on the sofa with the bucket in my lap. My girlfriend walked in, sat beside me & started eating KFC while watching TV. She'd had a couple of pieces & then got the shock of her life when she reached into the bucket & grabbed something else. Oh we laughed & laughed. Good times.
And you're going to play the same practical joke on Jacques Kallis?
Walter I'm shocked!
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Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Dello wrote:Lara Lara Laughs wrote:It's hard being Dello on the internet.
You know, the disappointing thing is, people on this forum love reading my posts. It's them I feel most sorry for.
They love them until you inexplicably post a sloppy one and ruin all the good work before.
Who are you, Nick Knight? I'm not going to change for anyone. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
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WideWally wrote:Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
My memory is sketchy about this place nowadays - was there a Kallis and KFC joke doing the rounds once? I might take a bucket and try and make him hold it.
That's brilliant. I remember playing that practical joke on my girlfriend years ago. I bought a bucket of KFC, cut a hole in the bottom, slipped the slug through it & sat on the sofa with the bucket in my lap. My girlfriend walked in, sat beside me & started eating KFC while watching TV. She'd had a couple of pieces & then got the shock of her life when she reached into the bucket & grabbed something else. Oh we laughed & laughed. Good times.
And you're going to play the same practical joke on Jacques Kallis?
Chicken f*cker.
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"Can somebody please tell me how Lara has worked his way into the commentary thread for tour matches? Ridiculous."
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Dello wrote:Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Dello wrote:Lara Lara Laughs wrote:It's hard being Dello on the internet.
You know, the disappointing thing is, people on this forum love reading my posts. It's them I feel most sorry for.
They love them until you inexplicably post a sloppy one and ruin all the good work before.
Who are you, Nick Knight? I'm not going to change for anyone. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
How far does this go? Do you have a flaming bails logo tattooed on your arm? Was your tenth post in 2005 your career defining post? Are you, erm, shagging someone from Liberty X?
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Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Are you, erm, shagging someone from Liberty X?
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Hahahahahaha!
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Brass Monkey wrote:"Can somebody please tell me how Lara has worked his way into the commentary thread for tour matches? Ridiculous."
What does this mean? I have no idea.
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Dello wrote:
Who are you, Nick Knight? I'm not going to change for anyone. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
Kevin Pietersen wrote:
Can somebody please tell me how Nick Knight has talked his way into the commentary box for home Tests? Ridiculous.
I mean, do you know anything about anything anymore?
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I never did.
Ooooooooooh, seeeen! I remember him slagging off Knight but not the exact quote. I've ruined the sequence of the analogy now. Soz.
Ooooooooooh, seeeen! I remember him slagging off Knight but not the exact quote. I've ruined the sequence of the analogy now. Soz.
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Had Lara suffered a recent brain injury? He so far out of the loop he's almost back in the loop on the other side.
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Dello wrote:Had Lara suffered a recent brain injury? He so far out of the loop he's almost back in the loop on the other side.
I reckon it's some Kyrgyzstani spy that has hacked Lazlo's account and is attempting to infiltrate England through cricketing ways.
'Oh, that Kevin Pietersen'
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Dello wrote:Had Lara suffered a recent brain injury? He so far out of the loop he's almost back in the loop on the other side.
Isn't that time travel? Are you just laying the foundations to segue into 12 Monkeys and Terry Gilliam again?!
You're f*cking transparent Dello. You've completely ruined that film for me.
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