Re: Derbyshire CCC vs South Africa

by Brass Monkey Thu 09 Aug 2012, 23:44

'Breaking Bad? Oh, that thing with Hamid out of Maxence In The Middle?'

by LeFromage Thu 09 Aug 2012, 23:47

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
Dello wrote:Had Lara suffered a recent brain injury? He so far out of the loop he's almost back in the loop on the other side.

Isn't that time travel? Are you just laying the foundations to segue into 12 Monkeys and Terry Gilliam again?!

You're f*cking transparent Dello. You've completely ruined that film for me.

Time travel, you say?

Derbyshire CCC vs South Africa - Page 2 Belftt10

by LeFromage Thu 09 Aug 2012, 23:49

Derbyshire CCC vs South Africa - Page 2 Mcbelf10

"You're a slacker, McBelf."

by Brass Monkey Thu 09 Aug 2012, 23:50

You can't help but push your wares. Nice...

by LeFromage Thu 09 Aug 2012, 23:52

Brass Monkey wrote: You can't help but push your wares. Nice...

They took longer to make than they were appreciated for.

I'm just getting full value.

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 09 Aug 2012, 23:53

Ian Mcfly looks like someone real and I don't know who. It's going to drive me mental.

by LeFromage Thu 09 Aug 2012, 23:54

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Ian Mcfly looks like someone real and I don't know who. It's going to drive me mental.

Is it Michael J Fox?

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 09 Aug 2012, 23:55

Dello wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote: You can't help but push your wares. Nice...

They took longer to make than they were appreciated for.

I'm just getting full value.

Get them on cricinfo then. They took that other shit. We'll get your name in lights, don't you worry.

by Brass Monkey Thu 09 Aug 2012, 23:59

Dello wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Ian Mcfly looks like someone real and I don't know who. It's going to drive me mental.

Is it Michael J Fox?

Haaaaaa

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 10 Aug 2012, 00:04

Shutup Dello's mate.

by Brass Monkey Fri 10 Aug 2012, 00:06

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Shutup Dello's mate.

My nadir and zenith all in the same move. I wept with the unbridled joy of a winning Olympian. I wept with the inconsolable shame of Gareth Gates.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 10 Aug 2012, 00:10

Brass Monkey wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Shutup Dello's mate.

My nadir and zenith all in the same move. I wept with the unbridled joy of a winning Olympian. I wept with the inconsolable shame of Gareth Gates.

b-b-b-b-b-b-boo h-h-h-h-h-h-hoo?

by LeFromage Fri 10 Aug 2012, 00:12

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Shutup Dello's mate.

My nadir and zenith all in the same move. I wept with the unbridled joy of a winning Olympian. I wept with the inconsolable shame of Gareth Gates.

b-b-b-b-b-b-boo h-h-h-h-h-h-hoo?

The tears started to roll down his cheeks, then went back up again, then down, then up, then down...

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 10 Aug 2012, 00:13

I'm still trying to work out why Dello's put his Kallis picture from 3 years ago in a spoiler tag. Or did I forget the reason for that too?

by LeFromage Fri 10 Aug 2012, 00:16

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I'm still trying to work out why Dello's put his Kallis picture from 3 years ago in a spoiler tag. Or did I forget the reason for that too?

Jiminy Christmas - it was an advent calendar. I was crudely replicating - as best I could within the forum's limitations - the experience of opening a window.

I tried to put a piece of chocolate inside too, but cyber confectionary is hard to come by. Low in calories, though.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 10 Aug 2012, 00:21

Dello wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Ian Mcfly looks like someone real and I don't know who. It's going to drive me mental.

Is it Michael J Fox?

Best that my early onset dementia will allow me to come up with tonight is Bobby De Niro in Heat. I'll get back to you.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 10 Aug 2012, 00:25

Dello wrote:
WideWally wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

My memory is sketchy about this place nowadays - was there a Kallis and KFC joke doing the rounds once? I might take a bucket and try and make him hold it.

That's brilliant. I remember playing that practical joke on my girlfriend years ago. I bought a bucket of KFC, cut a hole in the bottom, slipped the slug through it & sat on the sofa with the bucket in my lap. My girlfriend walked in, sat beside me & started eating KFC while watching TV. She'd had a couple of pieces & then got the shock of her life when she reached into the bucket & grabbed something else. Oh we laughed & laughed. Good times.

And you're going to play the same practical joke on Jacques Kallis?

Chicken f*cker.

The great Wide Wally?

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by taipan Fri 10 Aug 2012, 07:04

You had to put that cartoon up.

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by Lara Lara Laughs Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:24

A draw. And a pretty dull one at that. South Africa gave all their bowlers a bat in their second innings which ruined it a bit. Steyn hit some nice sixes.

Good to see Steyn bowl though. He was right next to us on the boundary - if he didn't look so serious all the time I'd have asked him what KP's texts said.

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