In other news ....

He definitely took advice to screw the town bike too literally.

Which bikes does he prefer though ... women's or men's?

lardbucket wrote:He definitely took advice to screw the town bike too literally.

Which bikes does he prefer though ... women's or men's?

Women's of course. There is nothing queer about him.

Correct answer.

Though he may be a bit strange mid-cycle.

And a bit tired.

I doubt tricycle will be straying into this thread again! Unsafe.

taipan wrote:And a bit tired.

He did'nt use a Rubber?

he was bike curious.

PeterCS wrote:Granny forced to abandon 4th attempt to swim from Cuba to Florida



An endurance swimmer has failed in her attempt to swim from Cuba to Florida after suffering repeated jellyfish stings and labouring through heavy storms.

Diana Nyad, who turns 63 on Wednesday, was making her fourth try to complete the 103-mile swim, her third without a shark cage.

Her website reported just before 8am on Tuesday morning that Nyad had been pulled from the water. She had been suffering from swelling to the lips and tongue after she endured two nights of jellyfish swarms, some of them from the potentially deadly box jellyfish.

"Diana has been pulled from the water. We'll have more information when it becomes available," said the 7.42am post on Nyad's website.

A previous update at 2am said Nyad was 55 miles from Key West, Florida – around halfway through the swim. Nyad set of from Havana on Saturday afternoon and had been swimming for around 41 hours when she was forced to end the quest.

(The Guardian, London.)

Tough? If she thinks that's tough, she should try joining The Bails sometime.

This (from early in the thread) should have been a stern warning to the lass who tried the same journey more recently.

I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.

It must have looked good.

The Man With The 200 Pound Scrotum

Meet Wesley Warren Jr., the man with the nearly 200-pound scrotum.

Wesley will be featured on TLC's "Strange Sex" (Sundays at 10 p.m. ET) a week after the series profiled Annie, a woman with size 102ZZZ breasts. As part of his day-to-day life, Wesley is visited by Passion, a home healthcare attendant.

"She is very good at what she does," Wesley says in the video [linked] below. "She has an incredibly cool personality."

Passion cooks for him and helps keep the scrotum clean. She said she calls him 'her other man' because of the amount of time and care she gives Wesley. He recently made the news for turning down an otter for tree surgery on his growing scrotum.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/18/man-with-200-pound-scrotum-tlc-strange-sex_n_1684275.html


So stop complaining.

taipan wrote:Only in Sweden

Lordy thank fark for the extra wheel.

Warren's been left disappoined with an inch long penis post surgery. Mine's finally larger than his, just about.

Is that why you need a tricycle?

Had to settle after not getting a tripod.

Or a troilism.

not a very lucky Pierre.

Pete:

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"turning down an otter for tree surgery"


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wtf?

"an offer for free surgery"

I wondered if anyone would notice.

I wondered if it was a typo in the original document, or whether you had inserted it.

The last line was slightly cut off at the top on my screen, so it looked like otter and tree.

I thought I would call it as I saw it.

I'd really like to see that Otter performing tree surgery.

Julia Gillard Knits Kangaroo For Royal Baby
Sky News – 14 hours ago

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  Julia Gillard Knits Kangaroo For Royal Baby
  

The Australian Prime Minister is knitting a kangaroo for the royal baby which is due next month.

Julia Gillard surprised readers of Australian Women's Weekly when she revealed her unusual idea for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's first-born, suggesting it was a "cute project to work on".

She explained: "In terms of knitting for Kate's baby - I knit for babies, in part, because they are smaller projects.

"I've got not that much time in my life. You can get them done and there's a sense of satisfaction in having completed it."

The PM's press office insisted it was not just a PR opportunity even though it was they who suggested it in the first place.
"I'm keen to discuss options for an interview/photoshoot with the PM, ideally for the July edition," said an email sent in April from director of communications John McTernan to the magazine.

"As I mentioned the PM is putting together a care package for Kate Middleton, who is due in mid-July, and I was thinking this would make a great story for the magazine."

Foot orgasms

I thought they meant twelve inches.

Where is footwork these days?