Re: A forum first?

by horace Thu 29 Jan 2015, 22:27

and at the bottom of the disposal unit Taips can often be found sniffing around

by lardbucket Fri 30 Jan 2015, 07:09

That's a bit nasty.

by taipan Fri 30 Jan 2015, 07:37

lardbucket wrote:That's a bit nasty.

It's only horrie. He hasn't had a successful windup since ABC days and he is becoming a bit desperate.

Even Bucky has a better hit rate.

by lardbucket Fri 30 Jan 2015, 07:51

back to limericks then:

There was a young man named Green
who invented a 'smashing' machine.
Concave and convex
it could serve either sex ...
entertaining itself in between.

by Big Dog Fri 30 Jan 2015, 07:57

There was a young girl called Annie
Who had fleas Lice & Crabs up her fanny
To go up her flue was like touring a Zoo
There were wild beasts in each nook & cranny.

by lardbucket Fri 30 Jan 2015, 07:58

Big Dog wrote:There was a young girl called Annie
Who had fleas Lice & Crabs up her fanny.

Cricket relevance? I know who Fleas is, and obviously half the West Australian team are mentioned at the end, but 'Lice'?

by lardbucket Fri 30 Jan 2015, 07:59

Maybe that was Lyth?

by Big Dog Fri 30 Jan 2015, 08:02

Loosly Identified Cricket Entity ?

by lardbucket Fri 30 Jan 2015, 08:06

There was a young lady from Exeter ...

Actually, that's just implausible.

by taipan Fri 30 Jan 2015, 08:15

Red
Bed
Graeme
Quam
Head

Feel free to complete.

by lardbucket Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:56

A frustrated Zimbot named Red
was spurned when 'she' offered 'her' bed
to a 'fat' Graeme Smith ...
so 'she' started the myth
that he liked gobbling Kallis's head.

Howzat? I think it encapsulates the forum personae as well as various myths and legends surrounding all the individuals involved.

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