A forum first?

[Zat]

Well, the alcohol-fuelled Zat attck has done it. The entire front page.

Except Dello's 'welcome' thread...

[Basil]

Sorry to piss on your parade, but merry christmas!

[filosofee]

Well, the alcohol-fuelled Zat attck has done it. The entire front page.

Except Dello's 'welcome' thread...

And your inebriated attack was, almost, flawless

[Anniyan]

Well, the alcohol-fuelled Zat attck has done it. The entire front page.

Except Dello's 'welcome' thread...

And your inebriated attack was, almost, flawless

Too many Commas.

[lardbucket]

Zat was in a comma

[Zat]

Today, Zat has a headache. Thank mod for the Boxing Day test.

[Paul Keating]

It may be a Flaming Bails forum first. But I seem to recall some drunken forummer going on a posting frenzy back on C4 and he was the last to post on every thread on the first page, unless of course that was you too

[WideWally]

That might have been Gully.

[lardbucket]

gully or haaris ... sadly I don't think either of them were drunk

[Guest]

gully or haaris ... sadly I don't think either of them were drunk

Well, I remember Gerard doing it on C4.

[lardbucket]

I was drunk.

[Basil]

Is being drunk a pre-requisite for multiple random-postings?

[Zat]

Is being drunk a pre-requisite for multiple random-postings?

Drunk, or extremely bored at work.

I tried a few times to Zat attack the C4 boards, but there were so many bs threads there that it was difficult to keep the interest up.

[taipan]

Is being drunk a pre-requisite for multiple random-postings?

Yes, I seem to recall doing it on C4 some time back, but ny memory is a bit hazy on this.

[freddled gruntbuggly]

Is being drunk a pre-requisite for multiple random-postings?

Drunk, or extremely bored at work.

Or suffering from PMS.

[tac]

Is being drunk a pre-requisite for multiple random-postings?

Drunk, or extremely bored at work.

Or suffering from PMS.

Haven't you already passed menopause?

[freddled gruntbuggly]

Technically, I'm still peri-menopausal.

[lardbucket]

There's a danger zone, not a stranger zone
Than the little plot I walk on that I call my home
Full of eerie sights, weird and skeery sights
Ev'ry vicious animal that creeps and crawls and bites!!

On the Amazon, the prophylactics prowl
On the Amazon, the hypodermics howl
On the Amazon, you'll hear a scarab scowl and sting
zodiacs on the wing

All the stalactites and vicious vertebrae
Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay
All that parasites that come from Paraguay
in the spring
Hmm, hmm hmmm

Snarling equinox among the rocks will seize you
And the fahrenheit comes out at night to freeze you

Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees
And the jungle swarms with green apostrophes
Oh, the Amazon is calling me

On the Amazon, the pax vobiscum bite
On the Amazon, the epiglottis fight
On the Amazon, the hemispheres at night
all slink
where the agnostics drink

All the hippodromes that lie concealed in mud
Hunt the metronomes that live in swamp and flood
Then the kodachromes run out and drink their blood, poor ginks

While velocipedes among the weeds will scare you
And the menopause with hungry jaws ensnares you

Frenzied adenoids infest the hills and slopes
Everyone avoids the deadly stethoscopes

Oh, the Amazon is calling
Yes, the Amazon is calling
Oh, the Amazon is calling me-ee!!

[tac]

There's a danger zone, not a stranger zone
Than the little plot I walk on that I call my home
Full of eerie sights, weird and skeery sights
Ev'ry vicious animal that creeps and crawls and bites!!

On the Amazon, the prophylactics prowl
On the Amazon, the hypodermics howl
On the Amazon, you'll hear a scarab scowl and sting
zodiacs on the wing

All the stalactites and vicious vertebrae
Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay
All that parasites that come from Paraguay
in the spring
Hmm, hmm hmmm

Snarling equinox among the rocks will seize you
And the fahrenheit comes out at night to freeze you

Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees
And the jungle swarms with green apostrophes
Oh, the Amazon is calling me

On the Amazon, the pax vobiscum bite
On the Amazon, the epiglottis fight
On the Amazon, the hemispheres at night
all slink
where the agnostics drink

All the hippodromes that lie concealed in mud
Hunt the metronomes that live in swamp and flood
Then the kodachromes run out and drink their blood, poor ginks

While velocipedes among the weeds will scare you
And the menopause with hungry jaws ensnares you

Frenzied adenoids infest the hills and slopes
Everyone avoids the deadly stethoscopes

Oh, the Amazon is calling
Yes, the Amazon is calling
Oh, the Amazon is calling me-ee!!

And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust

TS Eliot . . . phurt

[lardbucket]

that sounds serious

[skully]

Damn, the forum has sprouted an outbreak of poetry and prose.

I much prefer the cricket analysis, trivia and flaming.

[Merlin]

Dinnae fret yerself skull, they're all ultra-pseudos cutting and pasting from some obscure poetry website to make 'em appear like boffs.

The only poetry I know is "The boy stood on the burning deck" ....
But the pseudos would have me for quoting that!

[skully]

Aye Merls. We should have a limerick-athon!!

[Merlin]

Here ye go skulls ... I'll kick it off ..
(from memory)...

Standing on the bridge at midnight,
Throwing snowballs at the moon,
She said "Sir, I've never done it,"
I said "Girl, you've spoke too bloody soon".

It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
It'sthe rich what get's the pleasure,
Ain't it all a f**kin' shame.

[skully]

Erm, that ain't a limerick Merls. Eg:

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a sh!t
But think of the money I save".

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