Re: Is there an App for that?

by PeterCS Tue 04 Dec 2012, 20:47

Don't listen to him - he's just shamming.

He's the man who introduced breakdancing, body-popping and hula-hooping to Australia.

by skully Tue 04 Dec 2012, 20:53

lardbucket wrote:
skully wrote:So, when do I become a cu*t figure amongst shit-fer-brains i-Geners?

... always the last to know

A Kult Qunt?

by Brass Monkey Tue 04 Dec 2012, 21:11

G.Wood wrote:
skully wrote:Fruit Ninjas (apparently* involves attacking fruit with a samurai sword),

I read that as Fruity Minjas and thought it wasn't a half bad idea

You like to mutilate vaginas with a samurai sword? Jeez, you're sick. You're like Jack The Ripper. Or vilks.

by Guest Tue 04 Dec 2012, 21:32

The pleasure of f*cking a pussy doesn't come anywhere near the pleasure of stabbing someone and f*cking the wound. No lube needed, either.

by Guest Tue 04 Dec 2012, 21:36

skully wrote:FMD, a story on the Nooz tonight on a couple of young Aussies trying to make a buck selling an App they wrote, said there are 75,000 Apps in the App Store. Jeeezus H Crikey, is there a clean-your-kitchen-sink App?? Most of the 75K would be gathering cyber dust, no?

Allegedly the most popular App (based on no. of purchases) is Fruit Ninjas (apparently* involves attacking fruit with a samurai sword), which recently eclipsed Angry Birds. And people say I have no life. That'll do me.

These are like actual games from the early 80s. Spectrum-type stuff. Funny how things become cool after a few years.

by Brass Monkey Tue 04 Dec 2012, 22:02

Klämmssøn wrote:The pleasure of f*cking a pussy doesn't come anywhere near the pleasure of stabbing someone and f*cking the wound. No lube needed, either.

Oh, you're not a vegetarian then. They shag melons.

by PeterCS Tue 04 Dec 2012, 22:14

Is there an ......

by Brass Monkey Tue 04 Dec 2012, 22:38

PeterCS wrote:Is there an ......

by Nath Wed 05 Dec 2012, 11:20

need to jump on the "Royal babywatch" app bandwagon.

by skully Wed 05 Dec 2012, 11:37

I vote "Shazza".

by skully Sat 20 Oct 2018, 01:18

Well?

by Bradman Tue 23 Oct 2018, 07:57

The apps called "Name the entitled brat". You might be able to find it somewhere but as they only give the entitled happy couple a dozen names to play with it faded fast.

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