Countdown to Tuesday

5 days left.

Do your wills now.

Ruby?

Weld?

Night Music Club?

If the world exists on the first of January, I'll be having to do my bills.

I'm not buying any Christmas presents until 22 December, that's for sure.

Or paying any credit card bills ...

Paying bills is for wimps.

Paying dills is for pimps?

Paying shills is for chimps.

How many shills have you coughed up then?

PeterCS wrote:How many shills have you coughed up then?

I haven't felated even a single shill.

Paying MILFs is for chumps.

Paying GILFs is for vilks.

ouch

What's the difference between L Ron Hubbard and I Ron Cubberd?

Answer:

One is a mundane creator of specious fantasies, who later became a messianic charlatan on the grand scale, successfully pulling the wool over the eyes of hopeful, deluded millions.

And the other is an American Sci-Fi author who died in the 1980s.

Nice! Did you get the whole cupboard love reference? It's one of my faves.

I didn't, unforch.

I had more an image of a small boy hiding away from the world in a cubberd.

PeterCS wrote:What's the difference between L Ron Hubbard and I Ron Cubberd?

Answer:

One is a mundane creator of specious fantasies, who later became a messianic charlatan on the grand scale, successfully pulling the wool over the eyes of hopeful, deluded millions.

And the other is an American Sci-Fi author who died in the 1980s.

So Tom Cruise is a follower of the Belf?

He's crazed enough.

PeterCS wrote:I didn't, unforch.

I had more an image of a small boy hiding away from the world in a cubberd.

All the more beautiful when you know the true message of my post.