Australia v West Indies, 2nd ODI, Perth, 3 February, 2013

They obviously paid the big money for Maxwell because he provides plenty of entertainment. Mainly getting smashed all over the park.

And the Axe has him stumped. 4-63 to Axe.

WideWally wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Ranji: Glenn Maxwell - Maxwell House - House MD - Hugh Laurie - A Bit of Fry And Laurie - Stephen Fry - C.B Fry - Fry and Ranji - Ranji.

That is just silly.

How about Glenn Maxwell - Maxwell House - Coffee - Coffee Bean - Mr Bean - Rowan Atkinson - Blackadder - Hugh Laurie - A Bit of Fry And Laurie - Stephen Fry - C.B Fry - Fry and Ranji - Ranji.

Much better.

Beetle runs out Holder fittingly. Cast iron Mom for him.

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:Regardless of Australia's total the Windies are pretty likely to crumble as is their wont.

Should be an easy win for WI

Wonder who got that right!

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Maxwell=Million Dollar Maxwell=Maximillion=Maximillion Walsh=Max The Axe=Axe.

Works for me.

Actually that was max Moore-Wilton who is a Maxwell.

Max The Axe=Tax then, because he will be paying a lot of it, and the smirking qunt appears to be taxing on the nerves as well.

I think we'll stick with Yoody/Yudy which comes from:

Maxwell=Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Beatles song)=Bang Bang=Bang Bang Yudhoyono (Prez of Indonesia)=Yoody or Yudy.

Bambang

skully wrote:I think we'll stick with Yoody/Yudy which comes from:

Maxwell=Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Beatles song)=Bang Bang=Bang Bang Yudhoyono (Prez of Indonesia)=Yoody or Yudy.

I mean, mine was ridiculous, but that's even worse. Fridiculous

Bob.

WTF are the Indians going to do to Maxwell?

skully wrote:I think we'll stick with Yoody/Yudy which comes from:

Maxwell=Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Beatles song)=Bang Bang=Bang Bang Yudhoyono (Prez of Indonesia)=Yoody or Yudy.

spot on Skully..ignore the Monkeh...besides I expect Youdy to disappear from the international scene soon enough....love that the Mumbainiacs spent that dosh

Yudy sounds like Menuhin with his fingerboard (and fingers?) smashed.

good call petey

skully wrote: A remarkable 125* by Beetle. Couldn't happen to a more decent bloke. Awesome stuff.

Double aye!

Mick Sawyer wrote:

skully wrote: A remarkable 125* by Beetle. Couldn't happen to a more decent bloke. Awesome stuff.

Double aye!

If he was any good he would be in the Test squad ahead of Smith.



Surely



Right?

lol...the sock muppet

G.Wood wrote:

If he was any good he would be in the Test squad ahead of Smith.
Surely
Right?

Timing's everything ain't it. Maxwell does an auction audition on Friday & Bailey scores significant runs a week too late.
As for Smith ................. there are 50 blokes across the country outside the state squads with his ability.

Mick Sawyer wrote:

G.Wood wrote:

If he was any good he would be in the Test squad ahead of Smith.
Surely
Right?

Timing's everything ain't it. Maxwell does an auction audition on Friday & Bailey scores significant runs a week too late.
As for Smith ................. there are 50 blokes across the country outside the state squads with his ability.

sage in extremis

smith is a spiv joke...the highpoint of his career was appearing in kfc ads...when it comes to lemon he is the orchard...if he had any decency or sense he would retire to play park cricket

Mick Sawyer wrote:

G.Wood wrote:

If he was any good he would be in the Test squad ahead of Smith.
Surely
Right?

Timing's everything ain't it. Maxwell does an auction audition on Friday & Bailey scores significant runs a week too late.
As for Smith ................. there are 50 blokes across the country outside the state squads with his ability.

typical pinko - moving the decimal point the left

G.Wood wrote:

typical pinko - moving the decimal point the left

**chuckle**

I was going to say something about second graders but that would be disrespecting Phil Kearns.

that would have been a bit cruel to RD who is the size of a 2nd grader...he has a new job as Bronwyn Bishops's mini me

witlesson returns...and after one first class match, agar agar goes on the bannie tour as a net bowler


from abc online

Shane Watson has returned to Australia's one-day squad for the third and fourth matches of the series with West Indies.

Watson has recovered from a calf injury and takes the place of Usman Khawaja in the 13-man squad for the fixtures at Manuka Oval on Wednesday and the SCG on Friday.

Meanwhile, national selectors have announced the 17-man tour squad to India will travel to the sub-continent in three separate groups.

Eight players - Jackson Bird, Ed Cowan, Moises Henriques, Khawaja, Nathan Lyon, James Pattinson, Peter Siddle and Steve Smith - will travel to India on February 7.

David Warner, Glenn Maxwell and Matthew Wade will depart two days later, while the remaining six players, including captain Michael Clarke, will travel on February 11 following the conclusion of the series with West Indies.

Western Australia spinner Ashton Agar will also make the trip to India to take part in the opening warm-up fixture, but he will return in the week before the first Test in Chennai, starting February 22.

Agar is not an official playing member of the Australian tour party, but the 19-year-old is heading to India to help with the preparations to face the hosts on spinning wickets.