Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Dunedin, 6-10 March, 2013

by horace Wed 27 Feb 2013, 00:08

`Mudge...do you really think Lady Di is still a first choice bowler for your team?

by Henry Wed 27 Feb 2013, 00:08

All depends on their batting. I reckon their bowling will be ok. If they bat well, they might nick a test.

by Henry Wed 27 Feb 2013, 00:10

Some unknown medium pacer by the name of Jimmy Neesham has England in trouble in the warm up match. Yep, it's a tour of New Zealand alright.

by Brass Monkey Wed 27 Feb 2013, 00:21

horace wrote:might cause monkeh to choke on a banana

fnar

by horace Wed 27 Feb 2013, 00:23

hmmn....the algorithms on the translation devices just blew up at the monkeh post

by Brass Monkey Wed 27 Feb 2013, 00:28

Only to the braindead, sweetheart.

by PeterCS Wed 27 Feb 2013, 00:58

Henry wrote:Some unknown medium pacer by the name of Jimmy Neesham has England in trouble in the warm up match. Yep, it's a tour of New Zealand alright.

Is that Jimmy Neesham-Inthenuts?

by embee Wed 27 Feb 2013, 03:27

Henry wrote:Some unknown medium pacer by the name of Jimmy Neesham has England in trouble in the warm up match. Yep, it's a tour of New Zealand alright.

The lack of Trevving suggests this bloke could get more wickets than Hadlee ...

by taipan Wed 27 Feb 2013, 03:34

horace wrote:what would be the English reaction if the Poms unthinkably lost this series?

Probably the same as the Aus reaction last time they played NZ in a test.

by lardbucket Wed 27 Feb 2013, 05:39

I can hardly wait.

A century to Malteaserman in the warmup.

by taipan Wed 27 Feb 2013, 05:40

lardbucket wrote:I can hardly wait.

A century to Malteaserman in the warmup.

Oh dear.

by lardbucket Wed 27 Feb 2013, 05:40

spoilsport

by taipan Wed 27 Feb 2013, 05:41

Sorry

by lardbucket Wed 27 Feb 2013, 05:46

you were too quick

by taipan Wed 27 Feb 2013, 05:51

lardbucket wrote:you were too quick

I realised too late.

by horace Wed 27 Feb 2013, 05:59

I blame Skully

by lardbucket Wed 27 Feb 2013, 06:00

Yes, he was too slow.

by horace Wed 27 Feb 2013, 06:03

he is always too slow except (allegedly) when he is meant to be

by skully Wed 27 Feb 2013, 06:19

What, where, when???? scratch

by PeterCS Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:11

Well, Compton and probs Kev could do with a bit more instant warming-up than that.

Bell predictably blazes with all guns.

by PeterCS Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:14

Are Woakes and Onions warming Finn! and Anderson's places, or what is the strategy with the team they have put out?

I'm assuming the top 7 will play in the Test, fitness allowing.