Get your thermals ready for the cold snap..

door knockers

lardbucket wrote:I'd like to see that.

Get on a plane then or will photos do?

Click on the link for the vests, lardy. No head lights are switched on though, they're taken indoors on a warm day. Not like here today....

http://www.damart.co.uk/portal/page?_pageid=116,349635,116_349719&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL&action=GetItems&category_id=369778&nav_level=3

Its just p1ssing cold down here, and no snow to show for it! Rubbish wether forecasters!

That's cos down south is rubbish!

eowyn wrote:That's cos down south is rubbish!

In this and only this instance I will agree with you.

For all other things in the world the North is tosh and we rule!

holcs wrote:

eowyn wrote:That's cos down south is rubbish!

In this and only this instance I will agree with you.

For all other things in the world the North is tosh and we rule!

I just fainted!!

eowyn wrote:

holcs wrote:

eowyn wrote:That's cos down south is rubbish!

In this and only this instance I will agree with you.

For all other things in the world the North is tosh and we rule!

I just fainted!!

I've told you, this is the only time. Its only because I very much like snow, and we don't get any!

Don't get used to it Ange!

Isn't it about time someone said, "it's too cold here to snow"

It's damn bitter but I'm disappointed by the lack of snow, as Chas is.

WTF's the point of it being cold if it doesn't snow! Idiots.

Apparently going to be -17 this weekend. Curse mumsy for not getting me any long-johns for Chrimbo. Idiot.

Don't get used to it Ange!

I won't, fainting with no one to catch you hurts!

W G GRACE wrote:You should of got your Bermuda shorts out.

Should HAVE

Demelza wrote:
Should HAVE

Demz, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're hardly Wordsworth if I'm remembering this right.

Piss of
And for one tiny moment, I was wondering who Wandsworth was.

The record's stuck ...

Piss HAVE

Demelza wrote:Piss of
And for one tiny moment, I was wondering who Wandsworth was.

God gag.

lardbucket wrote:The record's stuck ...

I didn't leave the F off when I said that to you though.
See my cute wit?

WideWally wrote:Piss HAVE

Yih... post of the month Jan, 2008.

Batfink Begins wrote:

Demelza wrote:
Should HAVE

Demz, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're hardly Wordsworth if I'm remembering this right.

Okay, I'll correct you.
I have a PhD in English and I used to teach English.
The content of my posts may be shite but I do pride myself in my general grammar and punctuation and I find it very irritating when others don't.
I'm only talking about the basics here.
But I'm hardly Wordsworth!

Demelza wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:

Demelza wrote:
Should HAVE

Demz, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're hardly Wordsworth if I'm remembering this right.

Okay, I'll correct you.
I have a PhD in English and I used to teach English.
The content of my posts may be shite but I do pride myself in my general grammar and punctuation and I find it very irritating when others don't.
I'm only talking about the basics here.
But I'm hardly Wordsworth!

So in truth and fact it really is DOCTOR DEM! (Couldn't find a we are not worthy emoticon so have a bounce instead.)

Have to say the inceasingly common illiterate replacement of the verb have or 've with the non-verb of (please Doctor Dem, what is the proper term for of) drives me FARKIN MAD and makes me want to PUNCH someone!!!!!!

That and loose for lose

FARKIN ILLITERATES!

Nah, not really.
I'm lying.
I only went up to A Level and was a TA.
But don't tell Danny!

Demelza wrote:Nah, not really.
I'm lying.
But don't tell Danny!

OK

What...Territorial Army???

Not quite Territorial Army, but sometimes it felt like it