What would it take to bring them back? And rate probability. (FB game)

For example:


Jontyh - a big Man City achievement.

Probability rating (2013): 0.1%


everhopeful - an England slump to Oz in the Ashes

PR (2013): very difficult - fluctuates by the day. 50%?


Big Bad Bob - a TB Ashes Test featuring any sort of salient incident.

PR (2013): 96%


Please contribute your nominations/evaluations.

What? Ever hopeful only comes on here when England win, regardless of the opponent and situation, just so he can pretend it's all good and abuse me and Dello for being realistic.

Obviously, we haven't really seen him since India 2011. Not enough singing when winning to be done.

Ever hopeful = Zim?

Ever hopeful = doctorspin.

With all due respect and all that, IIRC I think eh actually has only come on when he can rub the pessimists' noses in it - i.e. when all is threatening to go tits up for our great native land.

I take the persona as a form of shtick.

Not at all. Just after any series victory. Most of the points made by Dello and I stood until we got caned - nowt from him from then on.

I didn't mean doctorspin is figuratively like EH, I meant he was actually EH.

Different schtick for a different situation.

Possibly.

But then we ARE getting into Palmer Eldritch territory.

Pamela Aldridge? Not good

Merlin:

A night of passion with Nadine Dorries

PR 7%

Jonty comes on when he feels like it

Vilks is the worry

Mel_Yonex. Anderson takes 4 hat tricks in 3 balls. 100%

Mrs Stokes. Trev abuses her son's teeth. 99.99%

taipan wrote:Vilks is the worry

Rafa Nadal grand slam? 25% (would need a bit of a decline from Djokovic...)

Zim:

The Weagles win the AFL Grand Final, Justin Langer makes a surprise return to Test cricket, Darren Lehmann becomes Australian coach.

10%.

taily:

A Glenn McGrath comeback
Lehmann appointed coach of Australia

0%

Any MIA English forummer: A series win in the Ashes 100%.

Do you mean merlin, eh and shoeshine?

lardbucket wrote:Do you mean merlin, eh and shoeshine?

Aye, and the ones that only appear around Ashes time when they come good.

The Pom Zims?

The Pom doremis.

Doremi is ok

PeterCS wrote:Doremi is ok

I like Doremi. Doesn't mean he was 'away' when India were doing shite and 'all cushty' when they're committing a flogging.

He was busy with work. Overtime.

PeterCS wrote:He was busy with work. Overtime.

He had to go to lunch, with a client I think. And also needed to take a shit.

Not a shit. A poo. Different thing completely, apparently.