Fast bowling: Let's say naughty things about it.

You generally get no more than 12-13 overs an hour.

Next.

It is what makes cricket beautiful to watch

I know, not a bad thing.

Wants to make me turn up half naked with a paddle in my hand to work up some steam.

If that's the naughty you meant.

Not exactly.

I meant more 'irreverent'.


For example, that it often produces bad-tempered spats. Spin bowlers on the other hand are so elegant, calm and refined. Take Harbhajan Singh, for example.

Has led to undue rotation of bowlers.

Lillee Miandad.

Since most bowlers can't bowl FAST as Shoaib Akhtar, it makes me mad and wish Shoaib was still playing!

Shoaib was QUICK, i mean really really FAST

Fast bowling can hurt your body.

Fast bowling can hurt your soul.

Fast bowling gave us Mitchell Johnson

Fast bowlers smell.

Remember Murphy Su'a?

He smelled like a Su'a.

PlanetPakistan wrote:Since most bowlers can't bowl FAST as Shoaib Akhtar, it makes me mad and wish Shoaib was still playing!

Shoaib was QUICK, i mean really really FAST

He was quick because he chucked it.

Jay Meaow doesn't like it.

Gives a guy a good excuse to rub his jock itch between overs while pretending to shine the ball.

Basil wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Since most bowlers can't bowl FAST as Shoaib Akhtar, it makes me mad and wish Shoaib was still playing!

Shoaib was QUICK, i mean really really FAST

He was quick because he chucked it.

No, he was quick because he was hench, ran from the boundary and slung it.

hench? What lingo is this? Northants McCririck code?

Basil wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Since most bowlers can't bowl FAST as Shoaib Akhtar, it makes me mad and wish Shoaib was still playing!

Shoaib was QUICK, i mean really really FAST

He was quick because he chucked it.

Jealously isn't such a bad thing, it is part of human nature...

Very natural to be jealous of someone who was THAT quick

PeterCS wrote:hench? What lingo is this? Northants McCririck code?

It's valid. Catch up, bru.

PlanetPakistan wrote:

Basil wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Since most bowlers can't bowl FAST as Shoaib Akhtar, it makes me mad and wish Shoaib was still playing!

Shoaib was QUICK, i mean really really FAST

He was quick because he chucked it.

Jealously isn't such a bad thing, it is part of human nature...

Very natural to be jealous of someone who was THAT quick

Who would be jealous of someone with genital warts?

Even if he was QUICK.








Apologies to any forummers with genital warts.

Warts the problem?

PlanetPakistan wrote:

Basil wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Since most bowlers can't bowl FAST as Shoaib Akhtar, it makes me mad and wish Shoaib was still playing!

Shoaib was QUICK, i mean really really FAST

He was quick because he chucked it.

Jealously isn't such a bad thing, it is part of human nature...

Very natural to be jealous of someone who was THAT quick

Bollocks to being jealous. Shoaib was a chucker - he cheated. End of.

I don't agree and i have to agree with something FOR something(that thing) to be agreeable. End of

I tried to bowl FAST today and now i am so tired that i can't work...FAST bowling sucks

You are treading on PP's dreams, Baz .

Try to be genital.

And another thing:

DK Lillee had ludicrous chest hair. And as for that bandana .....

PeterCS wrote:You are treading on PP's dreams, Baz .

Try to be genital.

I could understand it if he said Wasim Akram was the quickest bowler he had ever seen, but Shoaib was a cheating show-pony.

Shoaib was caught at the Kolkata airport with a bagful of syringes when he came to participate in the first IPL for Kolkata Knight Riders. Exactly 30 syringes for the 6 matches or so that KKR would play, which comes to around 5 syringes/match.

boy, am I jealous of Shoiab. That rocking, speedy syringist.

Now Thommo was QUICK!!!