If you could drone bomb Shropshire....

by Gary 111 Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:03

Would you bomb Oswestry, Telford, Whixall or West Felton?

Only joking! TELFORD isn't in Shropshire since 1998!

by baggygreen Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:16

Nazis. Notts. Penetration.

by Brass Monkey Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:17

I'd probably STAY THE F*CK AWAY from IRONBRIDGE - because it's f*cking BEAUTIFUL

by PeterCS Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:17

Is this your amalgam of Betjeman and Blaster Bates??

by Brass Monkey Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:23

I like you Peter, you're like the English skully.

No, I'm just saying that IRONBRIDGE is beautiful and if the bombers knew this then they would not BOMB it.

by Gary 111 Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:32

They would probably bomb IRONBRIDGE early on as the bridge might allow vital supplies to be transported across the river.

by Brass Monkey Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:37

Gary, I like you, you're like the English skully.

No, Gary, as a strategic target, the IRONBRIDGE would NOT be the most desirable. It has mainly been used as a TOURIST attraction since the LATE 1960's.

by PeterCS Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:41

Brass Monkey wrote:I like you Peter, you're like the English skully.

No, I'm just saying that IRONBRIDGE is beautiful and if the bombers knew this then they would not BOMB it.

I doubt Skulls has heard of these guys

But it seems I don't know 'em either. Coulda sworn it was Shropshire, not Cheshire.

Appen I shoulda added Housman. ...

by Brass Monkey Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:48

I like you Peter, you're like the English Indian furrinerskully Australian.

But I do NOT know WHAT you're on about.

by PeterCS Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:52

I like you too, Monkehh. You are like the English Johnny Vegas. Why don't you come and live in the States and we can look up some fit American girls together?

by Brass Monkey Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:56

I like you Peter, you're the skindian furristralian, but as I'm sure you are well aware that MOST American females HAVE been penetrated by male humans. And dogs. They disgust me. But they arouse me. Maybe we should go dogging and see what happens.

by PeterCS Tue 30 Jul 2013, 00:03

No way. Dogs are almost as bad as the infidel.

by Fred Nerk Tue 30 Jul 2013, 01:40

The first thing I thought of with this thread title was it was a Weird Al style parody to the tune of Cher's 'If I Could Turn Back Time'.

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