Northampton Clown mystery

Danny, what have you been up to?

http://www.northampton-news-hp.co.uk/News/Northampton-News/Spooky-clown-mystery-grips-Northampton-14092013.htm

Cant be Dan ...no reports of preggo punching

Danny has an alibi.

Love the pommy quirky sense of humour.

Expect Danny when he "comes back" to report a local spike in coulrophobia.

Total unheimlich man.

What a weirdo. A sick, sick individual. I can categorically deny that it is me.

When it's me dressing up as a clown, I like to do something more normal - like getting pounded up the ginch-hole with a swizzelstick-shaped novelty dildo.

I shall be having words with this freak at the earliest opportunity.

I think it ok what he's doing. It's when he starts furiously masturbating behind the garden wast bins that it becomes just a little bit odd

Tell that to Trev... though I suspect Ian Bell would agree with you.

Clown .... furious wanking ... bonobos .... the finger of suspicion returns ....

Beep beep Richie

Was the clown mumbling about overrated spivs and large chins?

he is on loan from Gotham City.

signalling the due arrival of the dark caped crusader ..

Shit this has snowballed:

There was some wank-arsed do-gooding mega-article on This Morning yesterday - here's one quote: "If I was driving along and saw him, I'd be so scared I'd probably crash my car". <- Sheesh.

There are even people are copying him all over Yanksville.

It's even spawned a 'superhero' called 'The Clown Catcher', who runs around Northampton in a purple spandex suit.

Weird. It's just a bloke dressed up in a clown suit. Why the hyperbole?

Yeah, it's not like clowns are uncommon in Northampton.

AYE! I went to a clown party that spilled out into various pubs - no one batted an eyelid.

I mean, I had a Roy Chubby Brown outfit, a purple wig and had done my make-up like the Joker in The Dark Knight and no one GAF. Not one F.