The Lever Mystery solved

Name Irene Brue
Age A young 38
Location Kyle of Lochalsh
Occupation Deep Sea Fisherwoman
Wealth £Scottish 4.5 million
Source of wealth I have a fleet of 22 fishing boats. Despite my wealth I go out fishing five days a week. I love to see men in their yellow rubber being soaked by sea spray. What a turn on!
Interests Fish
Likes Fish and Chips
Dislikes Eggs, smelly socks and wearing red silk garters while having a bath.

Profile of the ideal partner
Age 20 to 40
Looks Rugged windswept and wears yellow rubbers.
Personality Rough and ready, sense of humour. Must have multiple body piercing - especially on his private parts.
Must Be willing to live in a very small Scottish island.
Must not Be Swedish


Intentions
Fun, champagne, Scottish whisky, sex and laughter - with some body piercing thrown in.

http://www.marry-an-...king-men-w7.htm

Must have multiple body piercing - especially on his private parts.

I wonder if the silly cow has ever asked herself 'Why am i still single' ?

Scottish sex? Scottish laughter?

Ol' Taipsy scouring dodgy sites eh?

interests: fish

Brass Monkey wrote:Ol' Taipsy scouring dodgy sites eh?

Nah, nicked it of the SA forum Danny.

Nice try though.

'must not be Swedish'

comedy gold

Does JKL meet the age requirements?

So ... did you answer this ad, JKL?

Rumbled....

I have absolutely no recollection of this thread.