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Batman wrote:

taipan wrote:

Batman wrote:

taipan wrote:

Invader Zim wrote:It took you 4 hours to come up with that? Bravo.

Comics are good are snappy repartee

Is that where you copy your crap one liners from?

Not from your crappy routine clearly.

Ah. More crappy comebacks. Even my monkey can coemback with something more original. You are hopeless.

Judging by your recent posts the monkey does all your material

taipan wrote:

Batman wrote:

taipan wrote:

Batman wrote:

taipan wrote:

Invader Zim wrote:It took you 4 hours to come up with that? Bravo.

Comics are good are snappy repartee

Is that where you copy your crap one liners from?

Not from your crappy routine clearly.

Ah. More crappy comebacks. Even my monkey can coemback with something more original. You are hopeless.

Judging by our recent posts the monkey does all your material

Of course he has been. Thats why I call him Taipan.

This explains why I never have heard of a comedian from India.

All they seem to do there is cricket and call centres, either particular well.

taipan wrote:This explains why I never have heard of a comedian from India.

All they seem to do there is cricket and call centres, either particular well.

Oi, you forgot 7/11 . . .

taipan wrote:This explains why I never have heard of a comedian from India.

All they seem to do there is cricket and call centres, either particular well.

Ah children will be children. Continue bawling out kid. Playing with your ownself can be painful when the other kids in the neighbourhood dump you. I tried to be nice with you by playing with you. I guess that was a human error on my side. So long brat.

Batman wrote:

taipan wrote:This explains why I never have heard of a comedian from India.

All they seem to do there is cricket and call centres, either particular well.

Ah children will be children. Continue bawling out kid. Playing with one's ownself can be painful when the other kids in the neighbourhood dump you. I tried to be nice with you by playing with you. I guess that was a human error on my side. So long brat.

Nice flounce.

Batman wrote:

taipan wrote:This explains why I never have heard of a comedian from India.

All they seem to do there is cricket and call centres, either particular well.

So long brat.

Your leaving us?

Batman wrote: Even my monkey can comeback with something more original. You are hopeless.

No, that's your cricket team. They are 2-0 down and have yet again failed to win the B-G trophy. And then they threaten to take their bat and ball home. Now that is backyard childishness.

taipan wrote:This explains why I never have heard of a comedian from India.

All they seem to do there is cricket and call centres, either particular well.

Thanks.

We also do effigies.

skully wrote:

Batman wrote: Even my monkey can comeback with something more original. You are hopeless.

No, that's your cricket team. They are 2-0 down and have yet again failed to win the B-G trophy. And then they threaten to take their bat and ball home. Now that is backyard childishness.

No it isn't. Whinging clears the sinuses, focuses the mind, and is a great aid to digestion.

Give it a rest, Batman.

Unfortunately furry, he hasn't taken your advice. He is clearly determined to get the upper hand. And if he can't, bore the tripe out of with his War and Peace like dissertations.

Oh and BTW, cheers for being the voice of reason (ahem) amongst some fired up Indian supporters.

skully wrote:Unfortunately furry, he hasn't taken your advice. He is clearly determined to get the upper hand. And if he can't, bore the tripe out of with his War and Peace like dissertations.

Oh and BTW, cheers for being the voice of reason (ahem) amongst some fired up Indian supporters.

Tolstoy was a comedian on the side?

taipan wrote:

skully wrote:Unfortunately furry, he hasn't taken your advice. He is clearly determined to get the upper hand. And if he can't, bore the tripe out of with his War and Peace like dissertations.

Oh and BTW, cheers for being the voice of reason (ahem) amongst some fired up Indian supporters.

Tolstoy was a comedian on the side?

My bad. I was gonna use "dictionary-like" but I thought he may have seen it as a compliment of his English skills.

skully wrote:Unfortunately furry, he hasn't taken your advice. He is clearly determined to get the upper hand. And if he can't, bore the tripe out of with his War and Peace like dissertations.

Oh and BTW, cheers for being the voice of reason (ahem) amongst some fired up Indian supporters.

You either love talking about me or You got too much time on your hands. There are better things to do in life than talking about flop comedians, or there aren't?

Batman wrote:

skully wrote:Unfortunately furry, he hasn't taken your advice. He is clearly determined to get the upper hand. And if he can't, bore the tripe out of with his War and Peace like dissertations.

Oh and BTW, cheers for being the voice of reason (ahem) amongst some fired up Indian supporters.

... or You got too much time on your hands.

So you've said a dozen times. We heard you the first time. Damn, you must be tedious at parties. [awaits long dissertation from Vikas proving he is the life of the party]

... perhaps even video evidence of fellow party-goers not killing themselves

lardbucket wrote:... perhaps even video evidence of fellow party-goers not killing themselves

My understanding is that they shout "one more" in Hindi. I'm assuming that means one more custard pie in the face, or is it one more shot in the leg for the carp performing comedian? I've watched the Youtube clips and there is not much chortling, but maybe that's just me not understanding the culture. Silence = laughter, perhaps.

skully wrote:

lardbucket wrote:... perhaps even video evidence of fellow party-goers not killing themselves

My understanding is that they shout "one more" in Hindi. I'm assuming that means one more custard pie in the face, or is it one more shot in the leg for the carp performing comedian? I've watched the Youtube clips and there is not much chortling, but maybe that's just me not understanding the culture. Silence = laughter, perhaps.

Still writing articles on flop comedians and accusing me of writing dissertations? Oh yes custard pies do taste good when in your face. Can we have some more of that? And also the cakes, and the fudge. And definately, Next time I will put in lots and lots of canned laughter tracks in my video. I can't believe it I forgot it last time. I promise.

Hmmm, most stand-up I see is live. This means the audience laugh when they find it funny.

Batman wrote:and accusing me of writing dissertations?

Phurt, I didn't accuse you of anything, I merely stated facts. Vikas in "starting a thread that he can't cope with the replys on" shock.

skully wrote:

Batman wrote:and accusing me of writing dissertations?

Phurt, I didn't accuse you of anything, I merely stated facts. Vikas in "starting a thread that he can't cope with the replys on" shock.

You are making me laugh now. Keep posting. I can't be damned to read each and every thread to keep tabs of each and every silly poke You make.

Oh look, it's Captain "gotta have the last word". Laugh it up Chuckles.

Batman wrote:Oh yes custard pies do taste good when in your face. Can we have some more of that? And also the cakes, and the fudge. And definately, Next time I will put in lots and lots of canned laughter tracks in my video. I can't believe it I forgot it last time. I promise.

Actually Vikas, custard pies used in comedy performances are usually mad eup with shaving foam, or a similar product and are, as such, inedible. And taste terrible.

Are you saying you like to pack fudge?

And why bother putting anything on your videos, don;t they dwell permanently at or near the bottom of the youtube list?

skully wrote:Oh look, it's Captain "gotta have the last word". Laugh it up Chuckles.

Says the guy writing a PhD on me for 3 days now?. Right I have seen it all now. Whatever you say.