The Scotty independence poll - Harry Potter waves his wand

Have not seen comment elsewhere on the independence poll and so at the risk of acquiring a NTR here goes ...it seems Harry Potter has waved his wand and conjured a million quid into the  basket of those campaigning to stay in the union (or stay under London's yoke - depending on your viewpoint).
 
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-06-12/jk-rowling-donates-17-million-to-fight-scottish-independence/5517250
 
 
what are the views of our English mates...any sympathy for the scotties?...what would be the impact on recruiting scotty cricketers?

they will have to import all their food, or die

hehe...given how scotties murder food when they 'cook' it, they might be healthier on lighter rations

All polls point to a No vote, and have remained virtually unchanged for a year. I wouldn't put it past the Scots to go with their hearts and vote for independence, but I can't see how any open-minded, thinking person would be swayed by the nationalists' scattergun, blustering campaign - all bravado and no facts.

And I've yet to hear anyone explain what will happen to the millions of Scottish residents who have mortgages with British banks. How's that going to work? Seems to me that'd be quite a pressing issue, but no-one's talking about it - too busy banging their chests and deep frying Mars bars.

And, of course, what happens to JKLever? Will they send him back or ceremonially burn him in a giant wicker phallus?

horace wrote:Have not seen comment elsewhere on the independence poll and so at the risk of acquiring a NTR here goes ...it seems Harry Potter has waved his wand and conjured a million quid into the  basket of those campaigning to stay in the union (or stay under London's yoke - depending on your viewpoint).
 
what are the views of our English mates...any sympathy for the scotties?...what would be the impact on recruiting scotty cricketers?

A million squids to the NO campaign - blah - that's nothing!

Try 5 million squids donated by the 160 million lottery winner
(a balding Scot with a waistline approaching 60 inches)
to the YES to independent Scotland camp -
for which the rabid Alec Salmond (Scottish 1st Secretary) was extremely grateful.

Won't happen though. . .  but if it does, excellent news for the rest of the UK.

So that's why the new Cormoran Strike is coming in at $19.20

Thanx folks......tho you have reminded me how much Lever is missed

I like Scotland. Let's keep them.

But do they like you, English pig dog?

Dello wrote:But do they like you, English pig dog?

Holding Dan responsible for the referendum result is a bit harsh.

No, but they aren't alone. Actually I did nob a couple of them once. But they now hate me. Still, there's a plethora of Brass-haters. Probably from every country in the world.

Brass Monkey wrote:No, but they aren't alone. Actually I did nob a couple of them once. But they now hate me. Still, there's a plethora of Brass-haters. Probably from every country in the world.

True I am surprised the seno's are still holding onto the Queen.

TBF they get a lot of benefits. OK, they have the North Sea oil, but still....

Dello wrote:But do they like you, English pig dog?

'Englander pig dog' in all the comics I read. Invariably a self-trevving comment, it was.

where does Mike Denness stand on this?

horace wrote:where does Mike Denness stand on this?

In his shoes presumably.......boom tish

hehehe.....and it is not even Friday

Big Dog wrote:

horace wrote:where does Mike Denness stand on this?

In his shoes presumably.......boom tish

.... six feet underground . . . !

Please , please, please vote for independence you Jock wassocks.