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Post by taipan Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:01

I hear Graeme Smith is back on the market.
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Post by tricycle Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:20

Is she (Smith's ex-wife to be) the one who used to go on about his abnormally large cock all the time?

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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:09

[Red] I told you he was gay Razz [/Red]
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Post by taipan Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:31

tricycle wrote:Is she (Smith's ex-wife to be) the one who used to go on about his abnormally large cock all the time?

She's Irish. Started from a low data base.
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Post by embee Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:48

Leprechauns?
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Post by taipan Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:56

embee wrote:Leprechauns?

Nah. They are BIG. Danny told me
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Post by Red Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:07

http://sports.ndtv.com/cricket/news/237791-former-south-africa-captain-graeme-smith-to-split-from-wife

Thought this had to be posted before Taipan brought it to my attention. Smile
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Post by taipan Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:12

I will leave it to those wiser than me to comment on this.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:29

Hello Red, my name is Daniel. I'm writing to tell you that your breasts are not only beautiful, but also about 24 hours too late. Hope this helps.
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Post by Red Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:39

tricycle wrote:Is she (Smith's ex-wife to be) the one who used to go on about his abnormally large cock all the time?


Oui ce est une!!! Smile
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Post by embee Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:55

Dear Cheesehead

can you merge the two threads and change the time stamp on Red's post so he doesn't look like a complete ****** wit
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Post by taipan Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:59

embee wrote:Dear Cheesehead

can you merge the two threads and change the time stamp on Red's post so he doesn't look like a complete ****** wit


Fromage wrote:

Non

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Post by Merlin Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:24

FFS Red.

(The only four words that come to mind right now!)

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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:55

To be fair to Red, I doubt 'Hey Red, some good news for you' as a thread title would alert you, would it?
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Post by Merlin Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:10

Hmmmm ... yeah, probably a touch obscure.
Nice tits though.

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Post by Merlin Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:13

.... et vous voulez savoir?
Comment?

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Post by PeterCS Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:24

Perhaps "Hey Red, Mr Big's available for you again" would have been a better hint.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:50

Possibly. So would 'Oi Red! RED?!?! Over here! RED?? You know Graeme Smith? Biff? Former South Africa cricket captain? He's focked his marriage somehow. Fock nose.'

I'd poss check the available threads first, though.
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Post by taipan Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:02

Brass Monkey wrote:To be fair to Red, I doubt 'Hey Red, some good news for you' as a thread title would alert you, would it?

Look, it was about five threads down so quite easy to overlook.
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Post by G.Wood Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:05

Surely she did it on purpose. You know, for japes.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:21

She japed the f*ck out of it? Didn't she read that Horace has an antidote? If she was preggo I'd hadouken the living daylights out of her.
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Post by taipan Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:29

G.Wood wrote:Surely she did it on purpose. You know, for japes.

You play a lot of Monopoly?
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Post by Big Dog Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:31

So....was Smiffy caught short going for a quick single?
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Post by lardbucket Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:10

Brass Monkey wrote:Hello Red, my name is Daniel. I'm writing to tell you that your breasts are not only beautiful, but also about 24 hours too late. Hope this helps.

Aye, fabulously frabjous mammaries.

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Post by G.Wood Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:25

taipan wrote:
G.Wood wrote:Surely she did it on purpose. You know, for japes.

You play a lot of Monopoly?

No
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