Yasir Shah ...the new Shane Warne

can even piss diuretics


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Does he give pitch info to bookies?

did he blame the diuretics on his mum too?

Pakistan star

Cheaping the value of 'star'.

Another reason why he makes my team of 2015 - he can sort out the party favours.

Warne coaches him and then he gets banned... Coincidence???

Brass Monkey wrote:Warne coaches him and then he gets banned... Coincidence???

All part of the masterclass in coaching.

"Yeahhhh look, no, Yasir what you need to do first is to gain some notoriety - so take these pills and that'll sort that out. Then for the next stage Yas we're going to work on your body language - you need to toughen up mate, you're too bloody soft. Finally Nas we'll put you on a weird diet and your face will become totally unrecognisable - then you'll be a bloody legend, just like me. Mind you I reckon it's difficult to tell who you are now anyway Wasim. Me and the other comms blokes were talking about that the other day about how all you dark fellas look the bleeding same. Have I told you before that I should've been Australia's captain. And how about that film American Pie is that funny or what."

Why would a leg spinner take PED? As it was a masking agent found, I can only imagine it was masking something that increased the pace of recovery from injury.

They're saying up to 4 years. This is a real shame.

Nath wrote:did he blame the diuretics on his mum too?

blamed it on his wife ...he may be married to Warnie's mum

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER LEGGY LIKE WARNE IN THE NEXT 50 YEARS.

Yeah, as Nath said, Shah hasn't blamed his mum yet.

He's blamed someone's mum, his children's that is.