Shane Warne in the IPL
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Shane Warne in the IPL
by furriner Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:22
Not bad for an old f@rt eh? Bowling very well. Could still walk into most teams today, IMO.
Deccan Chargers v Rajasthan Royals
O M R W Econ
SK Warne 4 0 21 2 5.25
RR win.
Delhi Daredevils V. Rajasthan Royals
O M R W Econ
SK Warne 4 0 17 2 4.25
RR win.
Deccan Chargers v Rajasthan Royals
O M R W Econ
SK Warne 4 0 21 2 5.25
RR win.
Delhi Daredevils V. Rajasthan Royals
O M R W Econ
SK Warne 4 0 17 2 4.25
RR win.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by Brass Monkey Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:25
He'd probably bowl well at dyspraxic one-armed kids with ADHD who've just had a ton of red Smarties. Doesn't mean we should laud the fat qunt.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by The One Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48
wickets of chand, numan, jaggi and duminy. awesome
he'll probably get into the aussie side though
he'll probably get into the aussie side though
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by Brass Monkey Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:54
Chand, Numan and Jaggi? sh!t! I didn't realise he'd done that well.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by spangler Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:08
He doesn't half look like a ladyboy though.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by Brass Monkey Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:36
He's a shallow qunt isn't he? He must still be trying to get as much pie as he can do. Surely you'd get a bit bored?
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by furriner Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:22
Have you guys seen him bowl this time around?
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by spangler Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:33
In the first game yeah. But the fact he looked like a 65 year old hooker was a bit off putting. Bowled well. Turned it and everything.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by The One Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:46
your basics dont go away too much. but its hard to say how much sharpness he has left to play at the very top. its not like he is bowling to srt and laxman on the 3rd day of a test match
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by furriner Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:02
Don't matter, still looks good.
He would get into following teams - NZ, Aus, Windies, Bangers.
He would get into following teams - NZ, Aus, Windies, Bangers.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by The One Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:06
nz? ahead of vettori? probably not
bangers - probably not as well. they have shakib and razzak
aus and windies - sure
bangers - probably not as well. they have shakib and razzak
aus and windies - sure
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by PeterCS Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:07
Brass Monkey wrote:He's a shallow qunt isn't he? He must still be trying to get as much pie as he can do. Surely you'd get a bit bored?
The Monkey with the Green Eyes.
Could be a Stieg Larsson takeoff.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by furriner Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:45
The One wrote:nz? ahead of vettori? probably not
bangers - probably not as well. they have shakib and razzak
aus and windies - sure
Not thinking replacements, but in addition, at the expense of other bowlers (including pacers)
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by Red Wed 13 Apr 2011, 01:15
I notice he's a bit canny with when he brings himself on. He tends to like bowling at the Indian heardoffs. 
As for seriously playing again, you'd have to also look at his batting and fielding apart from how he'd survive the rigours of a full test match. And he loves team meetings so much.
As for seriously playing again, you'd have to also look at his batting and fielding apart from how he'd survive the rigours of a full test match. And he loves team meetings so much.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by Zat Wed 13 Apr 2011, 06:25
People worship Shane Warne, not just in Victoria, but right around the world. Some people believe his poo is pure white and completely without odour, and I can believe it.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by G.Wood Wed 13 Apr 2011, 07:08
He's a god, he's a man, he's a ghost, he's a guru. You're one microscopic cog
in his catastrophic plan
in his catastrophic plan
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by eowyn Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:47
Shane Warne is a walking talking penis, only a man would worship him and think how he treats women is excusable. If you have a gift and only use it to get your end away you are a stupid.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by PeterCS Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:28
To be fair, I think most of the Aussies on here (*) worship his wicket-taking abilities and/or his shrewd captaincy, rather than the non-cricketing tendencies of his peanis, ballocks and general extravagant hormonality.
I don't think his poker tricks, hair transplants or money-raising abilities are much adulated either.
Just the Mastery of Cricket.
( (*) with the possible exception of Woody )
I don't think his poker tricks, hair transplants or money-raising abilities are much adulated either.
Just the Mastery of Cricket.
( (*) with the possible exception of Woody )
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by JGK Wed 13 Apr 2011, 23:04
Shane Warne is a top Aussie. He is also a massive pisstank yobbo with a beer-gut who dyes his hair blonde and drives a red convertible. Warney has done some bad things. He once got paid 100 grand by Nicabate to give up durries for a year but he lit up heaps when he was pissed. Then he took money from some Indian bookmakers for pre-match information. He once smashed a camera cause a kiddy took a photo of his beer gut. Then he got toey on the phone and dirty-talked an English girly who wasn’t his wife. However, all Australians agree that Warney can be excused for doing these things cause he spin bowls like a genius and makes England look completely shíthouse. Warney could drink all our beer and then spew on our carpet and we wouldn’t care as long as he keeps taking wickets.
Warney is a top Aussie.
Amen.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by G.Wood Thu 14 Apr 2011, 00:47
eowyn wrote: If you have a gift and only use it to get your end away you are a stupid.
Sorry Ang, but that is possibly the most bizzare criticism I have ever seen.
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Re: Shane Warne in the IPL
by taipan Thu 14 Apr 2011, 06:56
eowyn wrote:Shane Warne is a walking talking penis, only a man would worship him and think how he treats women is excusable. If you have a gift and only use it to get your end away you are a stupid.
Bit sexist some might say.
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