laura, laura,

taipan wrote:

tac wrote:

Demelza wrote:That's cos he wants me so badly for himself.
He keeps PMing me about it.
I'm on his wish list.

I told him just to rock up at Sailors one night . . .

That's okay, batty will think it's a gay bar

I did . . . then I realized it was just coz Cornish chicks look like blokes . . .

Demelza wrote:We have got a gay bar in Newquay now, and a lap dancing club.

Which are you working at these days?

tac wrote:

Demelza wrote:We have got a gay bar in Newquay now, and a lap dancing club.

Which are you working at these days?

I spread myself about.

eowyn wrote:I'd rather be a Chuckle Brother.

Surely perms > mullets?

tac wrote:

taipan wrote:

tac wrote:

Demelza wrote:That's cos he wants me so badly for himself.
He keeps PMing me about it.
I'm on his wish list.

I told him just to rock up at Sailors one night . . .

That's okay, batty will think it's a gay bar

I did . . . then I realized it was just coz Cornish chicks look like blokes . . .

Was that the attraction for you?

Demelza wrote:

tac wrote:

Demelza wrote:We have got a gay bar in Newquay now, and a lap dancing club.

Which are you working at these days?

I spread myself about.

So things haven't changed much . . .

Demelza wrote:

tac wrote:

taipan wrote:

tac wrote:

Demelza wrote:That's cos he wants me so badly for himself.
He keeps PMing me about it.
I'm on his wish list.

I told him just to rock up at Sailors one night . . .

That's okay, batty will think it's a gay bar

I did . . . then I realized it was just coz Cornish chicks look like blokes . . .

Was that the attraction for you?

No, you were Demmie . . .

Careful, you'll make Babs jealous.

Who's Babs?

Pay proper attention tac.
Tut tut.

Sorry, Miss . . .

Taipworm and Dem discussing about my sexual preferences for 2 whole pages? What a pair of impotent losers. Looks like you farkin' old sacks can't get it ON with each other anymore. You are both nothing more than a bunch of frustrated old cunuts who can't get it on so they waste themselves bitching about other people's sex lives, just to cover up for their own deficiencies and punctured self esteem.

I will leave you two old lovebirds with your sweet bedroom talk and wild fantasies about me. Seems like thats all you are capable of and nothing more these days.

You're definitely getting funnier.
Well done.

Is there some sort of kudos for having a cyber-partner?

has anyone asked for any?

Brut works better than Kudos on me, anyway.

Only anosmic fags wear Brut.

Demelza wrote:Brut works better than Kudos on me, anyway.

Makes good biltong though.

You don't usually ask for kudos, it's just expected.

lardbucket wrote:Only anosmic fags wear Brut.

How very dare you?

Sorry.

Whoa, this thread has got out of hand. LLL, if you're so high and mighty as to dismiss an insult as childish, it does seem somewhat hypocritical to then follow the same sort of vein in your riposte.

Not that I was being at all serious. I shall still reserve special sexism for her in the future though.

LLL can be a really childish little girlie sometimes.

Augustus wrote:Whoa, this thread has got out of hand. LLL, if you're so high and mighty as to dismiss an insult as childish, it does seem somewhat hypocritical to then follow the same sort of vein in your riposte.

Not that I was being at all serious. I shall still reserve special sexism for her in the future though.

I wasn't "serious" either. You're not actually sitting there in your lederhosen with a ten pack of frankfurters are you?

Meh. You gave your impression of me, I told you why it was wrong and then I gave mine of you. Go ahead and reserve special sexism. Just make it funny.

HH_pink wrote:LLL can be a really childish little girlie sometimes.

Shut the f*ck up with your childish, bandwagon jumping, "I'll give my opinion on every issue on this board even though I have nothing interesting to say", twattish rubbish, HH.

Thanks.