Re: Pak v Scotland, T20 WC, Durban, 12th September

by Gary 111 Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:21

doremi wrote:What was Arafat's fav shot again?

He also seems to call himself Mohammad Yasafat from what I could hear. Another Pakistan name cock-up.

Well they did once turn up to a World Cup in matching "Parkistan" track-suits.

by doremi Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:21

Akmal gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnn!!

159/8

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:21

Catch, flippin beythahasha bukwas! 159 for 9. 4 balls left.

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:22

Akmal GAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNN!!!!!!

159-8 and more importantly it's a dot ball.

by Brass Monkey Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:22

Merlin wrote:who's the jock that's carting 240 lbs around the field, mostly round his middle?

Ryan Watson?

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:23

JKLever wrote:190 still on here, probably too much for chilly jocko land but still in the game

25 in 2 balls?

by doremi Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:23

Dropped it I think.

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:23

Henry Nolonga wrote:
filosofee wrote:
doremi wrote:What was Arafat's fav shot again?

A 'bukwas' one?

Hey now, he helped us win the Twenty20 cup, so he's not all that bad.

btw, Bollywood FTL!

FTL, what's that?

Catch or a boundary?

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:24

Six, relief!

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:25

171 -9 at the end of the 20

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:25

And he's bowled. 172 needed to win

by Merlin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:25

filosofee wrote:Six, relief!

Hamilton was not a happy jockie ... he used the "F" word ... tut tut.

by doremi Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:25

No, didn't drop it.

And he bowls him out with the last ball. Not a bad display by the Scots. Should roll us over easy. Everyone knows it's actually India who are dooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed.

by Gary 111 Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:25

What was Gavin Hamilton saying?

"Er..., I was stood behind the rope, caught it, then did a belly flop on top of the rope before rolling in. That counts as out doesn't it? I was nearly in"

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:26

doremi wrote:Dropped it I think.

Nah, caught it, but was just over the boundary when he took it. He couldn't get back over in time.

by Henry Nolonga Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:27

filosofee wrote:
Henry Nolonga wrote:
filosofee wrote:
doremi wrote:What was Arafat's fav shot again?

A 'bukwas' one?

Hey now, he helped us win the Twenty20 cup, so he's not all that bad.

btw, Bollywood FTL!

FTL, what's that?

Catch or a boundary?

FTL = For the lose / loss. As opposed to FTW.

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:27

Gary 111 wrote:
doremi wrote:What was Arafat's fav shot again?

He also seems to call himself Mohammad Yasafat from what I could hear. Another Pakistan name cock-up.

Well they did once turn up to a World Cup in matching "Parkistan" track-suits.

As long as you don't mix-up my name and refer to me as philosophy! Very Happy

by JKLever Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:28

filosofee wrote:And he's bowled. 172 needed to win

Pak big favourites, but not totally out of Scotlands reach

by Merlin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:29

Gary 111 wrote:What was Gavin Hamilton saying?

"Er..., I was stood behind the rope, caught it, then did a belly flop on top of the rope before rolling in. That counts as out doesn't it? I was nearly in"

In Scotland, the boundary fence is usually just that - but with barbed wire strung on it.
Therefore, if the scrotum isn't scratched - it's deemed a clean catch.

Explains why Hamilton was all a dither about his "catch" ... no pain you see.... doesn't matter if your foot is a metre over the rope ...

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:29

JKLever wrote:
filosofee wrote:And he's bowled. 172 needed to win

Pak big favourites, but not totally out of Scotlands reach

Like your prediction of 190?

by doremi Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:30

Nah, easy win for Pak.

by JKLever Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:31

doctorspin wrote:
JKLever wrote:
filosofee wrote:And he's bowled. 172 needed to win

Pak big favourites, but not totally out of Scotlands reach

Like your prediction of 190?

As I said my dubious back of a van internet PC coverage is a few minutes behind.

Tis my excuse and i'm sticking to it!

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:33

Gary 111 wrote:What was Gavin Hamilton saying?

"Er..., I was stood behind the rope, caught it, then did a belly flop on top of the rope before rolling in. That counts as out doesn't it? I was nearly in"

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:36

JKLever wrote:
doctorspin wrote:
JKLever wrote:
filosofee wrote:And he's bowled. 172 needed to win

Pak big favourites, but not totally out of Scotlands reach

Like your prediction of 190?

As I said my dubious back of a van internet PC coverage is a few minutes behind.

Tis my excuse and i'm sticking to it!

Pak should be the favourites but no doubt they will produce some stunning, khabees bowling to encourage a plethora of sixes from the cross-dressers! Very Happy

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:39

Oh, apna hero Asif, the Shoaib victim, opens the bowling.

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