Re: Pak v Scotland, T20 WC, Durban, 12th September

by doremi Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:48

First blood.

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:49

Scotland's captain out, score, 9-1.

by Brass Monkey Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:50

Dreadful shot worthy of the Kenyan number 9 & 11.

Cor the bird dancers are horny.

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:51

Fark, 1 down, but a nice misfield next up to allow a 4 off Asif.

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:54

Oh, yes, we Paksters are 'sher' of misfielding! Sad

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:55

Noice, 5 for a boundary off a no-ball and now a free-hit......which goes for a straight 4.....very noice

by Brass Monkey Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:58

Hmmmm, to cheer for the bitter little ****s from North of the border or the sooky cheats? Well, being patronising I'll go for ickle Scotland.

by JKLever Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:01

This Donna bint is the mistress of saying the obvious.

And FFS, stop shoving the TV in peoples face. I really don't want to see people dance around like a twat between overs

by Brass Monkey Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:02

JKLever wrote:This Donna bint is the mistress of saying the obvious.

And FFS, stop shoving the TV in peoples face. I really don't want to see people dance around like a twat between overs

No? Them birds are blinders. What do you want to watch, the batsman punch gloves and prod the wicket?

by doremi Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:03

Out. And the 'cheerleader' girls are quite SGC thread worthy.

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:03

Poonia bowled by Gul.

by Brass Monkey Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:04

Yorked... beauty... Poonia taking a Kenyan-esque stride towards square leg. Clever.

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:04

Fark and scheiss*r Scotland playing Kenyan shots and accordingly getting bowled.

by Henry Nolonga Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:04

Batfink Begins wrote:
JKLever wrote:This Donna bint is the mistress of saying the obvious.

And FFS, stop shoving the TV in peoples face. I really don't want to see people dance around like a twat between overs

No? Them birds are blinders. What do you want to watch, the batsman punch gloves and prod the wicket?

It might be better if they remove the male dancers... or have the Saffies got a quota for them too?

by JKLever Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:05

Batfink Begins wrote:
JKLever wrote:This Donna bint is the mistress of saying the obvious.

And FFS, stop shoving the TV in peoples face. I really don't want to see people dance around like a twat between overs

No? Them birds are blinders. What do you want to watch, the batsman punch gloves and prod the wicket?

The birds are top totty.

I'm talking about the fat sweaty blokes jigging like loons in the thought it makes them look cool

by Brass Monkey Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:06

Henry Nolonga wrote:It might be better if they remove the male dancers... or have the Saffies got a quota for them too?

Personally thought that Saffies are all a bit 'Bi'.

p.s. Is 'Bi' allowed or does it allude too obviously to my surmisation of their sexual preferences?

by doremi Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:07

JKLever wrote:
Batfink Begins wrote:
JKLever wrote:This Donna bint is the mistress of saying the obvious.

And FFS, stop shoving the TV in peoples face. I really don't want to see people dance around like a twat between overs

No? Them birds are blinders. What do you want to watch, the batsman punch gloves and prod the wicket?

The birds are top totty.

I'm talking about the fat sweaty blokes jigging like loons in the though it makes them look cool

I was wondering yesterday how they can face their friends after those 'dances'. I'd have emigrated the next day.

by Brass Monkey Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:09

Good old Fraser Watts... getting in line. Shock. Horror.

by Brass Monkey Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:11

Oh Gav.... what were you thinking...

by doremi Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:11

Hamilton out. The Scots were looking good.

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:12

Hamilton GAAAAWWWWNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

The plucky Jocks are up against it now.

by doctorspin Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:13

4 down...The Jocks falling apart here.

by doremi Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:13

Brainless brainless batting.

by filosofee Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:13

54 for 4, Afridi with 2 wickets.

by Brass Monkey Wed 12 Sep 2007, 15:14

WHY??? WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????

THICK AS PIG SHEET!

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