Australia's Tour of India

tac wrote:

Mick Sawyer wrote:

I think Brisvegas is a sh!thole.

It is skull - better stay where you are.

My main concern with Brisbane was the number of men wearing shorts and long socks . . .

That's how you could tell a National Party member. Useful!

tac wrote:

horace wrote:and then we can rely on our spin kings to bowl them out on the 5th day bunsens

I'd say that Clark and Lee will be a handful on a dodgy pitch . . .

Clarke will destroy them again

embee wrote:

tac wrote:

horace wrote:and then we can rely on our spin kings to bowl them out on the 5th day bunsens

I'd say that Clark and Lee will be a handful on a dodgy pitch . . .

Clarke will destroy them again

Goes without saying . .

horace wrote:

skully wrote:Phurt, but you know every pub from Milton to Kenmore.

but there aren't that many...there's that one on coro drive that got flooded years ago and has a picture of sigrid thornton's mum chained to the public bar...then the pub the UQ kiddies drink at opposite the Toowong (darth vader) shopping centre

Ah, the Regatta and the RE (Royal Exchange).

All horribly tarted up now I expect, along with the Port Office, and the Uni bar. I suppose the Prince Consort, the Oxley and the Victory are still pox?

the Oxley and the Victory are still pox?

aye!

Australia's tour of India... is that in October?

Oh, can't you lot f*ck off until then - I nearly fell out of love with cricket after getting saturated by the tw@t v tw@t series. You're both scum, you're both c*nts. Can't you please leave this forum alone?

Brass Monkey wrote:Australia's tour of India... is that in October?

Oh, can't you lot f*ck off until then - I nearly fell out of love with cricket after getting saturated by the tw@t v tw@t series. You're both scum, you're both c*nts. Can't you please leave this forum alone?

Don't worry, Danny, you'll be glad of the chnage after your lads whinge and whine their way through series loses to NZ and SA . . . hope you boys have packed the razor blades away somewhere safe . . .

We don't winge, we just tell it like it is.

eowyn wrote:We don't winge, we just tell it like it is.

Can't wait to see what you use instead of jellybeans and "I drive a porsche" . . .

Series losses to NZ? As if. Even WI would put up a challenge for those no-hopers. Though you're right, if we don't f*ck them 3-0 I'll be up in arms.

Can't wait to see what you use instead of jellybeans and "I drive a porsche" . . .

Friut Pastilles and "I drive a Corsa".

Brass Monkey wrote:Series losses to NZ? As if. Even WI would put up a challenge for those no-hopers. Though you're right, if we don't f*ck them 3-0 I'll be up in arms.

Oh, fark, you've stooped to correcting typos now, have you?

tac wrote:
and "I drive a porsche" . . .

(Hopefully) for the last time - Matthew James Prior has never owned a Porsche, he never actually made that statement for the simple reason he's never even driven one. Whilst I wouldn't mind that rumour continuing to emanate, as Prior's a c*nt - an obviously bigger c*nt from one of the papers thought they'd just make some sh!t up and get the daggers out.

tac wrote:Oh, fark, you've stooped to correcting typos now, have you?

Not really, I didn't mention it. I just didn't want a pedant to miss his own imperfections. I CGAF - Chas says loose instead of lose all the time.

Brass Monkey wrote:

tac wrote:
and "I drive a porsche" . . .

(Hopefully) for the last time - Matthew James Prior has never owned a Porsche, he never actually made that statement for the simple reason he's never even driven one. Whilst I wouldn't mind that rumour continuing to emanate, as Prior's a c*nt - an obviously bigger c*nt from one of the papers thought they'd just make some sh!t up and get the daggers out.

Fair enough, I've never troubled to ascertain the truth of it. Was a good laugh when it hit the papers . . .

...one of the papers thought they'd just make some sh!t up and get the daggers out.

Well it kinda worked.
It shifted the bugger out of the side.

Brass Monkey wrote:

tac wrote:
and "I drive a porsche" . . .

(Hopefully) for the last time - Matthew James Prior has never owned a Porsche, he never actually made that statement for the simple reason he's never even driven one. Whilst I wouldn't mind that rumour continuing to emanate, as Prior's a c*nt - an obviously bigger c*nt from one of the papers thought they'd just make some sh!t up and get the daggers out.

Joe the cameraman?

F*ck nose who it was, but however much I dislike Prior our weasel-d!cked sh!tbag of a press association are 10 times worse. Jumped up little snotty public schoolboy c*nts who are as honourable as a disloyal saveloy. The sort of snide c*nts you'd just want to trash when you first met them.

"Oh, fark, you've stooped to correcting typos now, have you?"

I'd say the fact that you a) noticed and b) bothered pointing it out, tells its own tale (and not a specially cheerful one)....

Fred Nerk wrote:"Oh, fark, you've stooped to correcting typos now, have you?"

I'd say the fact that you a) noticed and b) bothered pointing it out, tells its own tale (and not a specially cheerful one)....

WTF? He quoted my posts and made a correction in bold font . . . not likely to miss it. And what the fark should it bother you, Nerky, or are you just another a bandwagon jumper . . .?

Fred Nerk wrote:"Oh, fark, you've stooped to correcting typos now, have you?"

I'd say the fact that you a) noticed and b) bothered pointing it out, tells its own tale (and not a specially cheerful one)....

Ker-ching.

Oh yeah, Jack. Eat it, son. Eat it all up.

Ho hum, . . .

Sometimes irritating the heavies (and them wot fancy themselves thereas) is just too tempting. This is not an apology - I enjoyed your reaction far too much for that.

Fred Nerk wrote:Sometimes irritating the heavies (and them wot fancy themselves thereas) is just too tempting. This is not an apology - I enjoyed your reaction far too much for that.

Good-o, mate . . . even you need to have a laugh sometimes. Glad to oblige.

Maybe Yuvraj said it, because he actually does have a Porshe.