An interesting problem

I was debating this with some friends today, but no satisfactory conclusion could be reached, so I thought I'd throw it open on here.

Basically, if you had to be on the receiving end of a bukkake-fest from one international cricket team, which one would it be and why? Obviously, you have to chose one otherwise your dog will be inconvenienced, or some other suitable encouragement.

Personally, I'd go for the West Indies, because their laid-back and laconic attitude would make the whole ordeal less uncomfortable, but I would appreciate your thoughts.

This is some weird shit fantasy of yours right?

To be honest, I don't understand what this thread is about at all.

mynah wrote:To be honest, I don't understand what this thread is about at all.

My guess is gang rape. Let's hope not though.

Mynah -


However, in far more interesting and important news, Scientists can now regrow limbs with "pixie dust"!! Is it some sort of hoax? I can't believe that rubbing powder onto something can regrow it. It's crazy.

It has to be considerably more than one bloke, lara, and ideally the receiver should be naked. But that's more or less it.

This is a serious issue, though, I would appreciate some well thought through replies.

I'd imagine the Aussies would be selfish, rough, bullying lovers. Hope that helps.

What's a bukkake-fest?

Is it like a BBQ?

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I'd imagine the Aussies would be selfish, rough, bullying lovers. Hope that helps.

Yes, that's what I thought, with not a thought for the comfort or dignity of the poor man getting relentlessly jizzed on.

For those who claim to not know
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake

Lovely!

Demelza wrote:What's a bukkake-fest?

Is it like a BBQ?

For you . . . . yes. Just imagine yourself a nice piece of meat marinaded in yoghurt . ..

I prefer to think of a sausage.

Demelza wrote:I prefer to think of a sausage.

No, think yourself a nice piece of meat . . .

I get yer

I'd go for South Africa.

I'm sure they would talk a big game but we all know they never rise to the big occasion. They just wouldn't have the balls to finish the job, leaving me home and dry

The Southern Stars

I've been giving this some thought.....

I'd have to agree with the Windies in the long run. You'd need the team that would cover in the most jizz, cos that's what it's all about so you need the team with the biggest balls (pardon the pun...) both literally and metaphorically speaking so that makes it a toss up (sorry..) between the Windies and Aussies. So then you have to think who'd make it more fun for you, the receivee, and let's face it the Aussies would take it far too seriously and compete between themselves for biggest spirt while the Windies would make damn sure it was full of grins and entertainment for all.

Though on a one on one basis a whole new lot of criteria come into effect and a lot more deliberation is needed.

Sick bastards, the lot of you.

Easy... the Aussies...

It's quite clear that the Aussies are the biggest wankers in the game of cricket, they probably wank themselves, or each other, dry every day they're together. Hence as little man mess would then land on me.

Perhaps you should go for Zim. They rarely have elections, and then nothing comes of them...

mynah wrote:Perhaps you should go for Zim. They rarely have elections, and then nothing comes of them...

I'd take the saffies . . . . they'd be bound to start sucking each others' cocks and end up choking . . .

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Sick bastards, the lot of you.

How does it go??? takes one to know something or other.....

eowyn wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Sick bastards, the lot of you.

How does it go??? takes one to know something or other.....

Yeah, but I'm not sick enough to get off on this sort of sickness.