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Post by JKLever Fri 02 May 2008, 14:38

780,000? Is that even possible?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7379742.stm
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Post by furriner Fri 02 May 2008, 15:35

He held on to his job, but has been demoted and his wages have been cut by about 20,000 yen ($190; £80) a month.

Meanwhile job applications to his company are at an all time high.
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Post by Eric Air Emu Fri 02 May 2008, 16:33

For a moment I thought you were linking to the walrus raping a penguin story.
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Post by eowyn Fri 02 May 2008, 16:37

What walrus and penguin story?
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Post by lardbucket Fri 02 May 2008, 16:38

Were any otters involved?

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Post by eowyn Fri 02 May 2008, 16:44

Beavers most likely.
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Post by Eric Air Emu Fri 02 May 2008, 16:46

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm

The most read story on the BBC news website.
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Post by eowyn Fri 02 May 2008, 16:48

That's not a bloody walrus!
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Post by lardbucket Fri 02 May 2008, 16:49

Looks like you've blown a seal.

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Post by eowyn Fri 02 May 2008, 16:50

Better than a gasket.
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Post by Eric Air Emu Fri 02 May 2008, 16:58

When you've had a few and you're being raped it's hard to tell the difference between a seal and a walrus. I should know.
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Post by lardbucket Fri 02 May 2008, 16:59

Most folk can't tell the difference between a seal and a walrus. More fool them, I say.

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Post by eowyn Fri 02 May 2008, 17:05

Surely you'd notice the tusks?
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Post by Basil Fri 02 May 2008, 21:00

Even if he was working 24/7 - that works out at approximately 120 hits an hour. Bet he's got cramp in both wrists!
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Post by skully Fri 02 May 2008, 22:36

JKLever wrote:780,000? Is that even possible?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7379742.stm
Jebus, 20 porn site hits a minute, all day!!! Shocked

The dude must now have both rampant RSI and poor eyesight!! Cool
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Post by lardbucket Fri 02 May 2008, 22:38

Blind and tremulous.

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Post by skully Fri 02 May 2008, 22:46

Aye, wobbly at the knees and, as JKL inferred, badly cramped in both hands. I've heard of ...99...100...change hands, but this dude must've been using the ...99,999...100,000...change hands rule!! Mad
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Post by tac Fri 02 May 2008, 23:30

Phurt . . .
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Post by JKLever Fri 02 May 2008, 23:37

Don't you mean Spurt?
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Post by skully Fri 02 May 2008, 23:44

Or sphurt? A dismissive orgasm!!
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Post by furriner Sat 03 May 2008, 00:05

<Tailender Mode On>Lech, it's Lech<Tailender Mode Off>
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Post by JKLever Sat 03 May 2008, 00:30

You pedunt.
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Post by furriner Sat 03 May 2008, 00:45

I am reliably informed that I was a pecnut before I became a pedunt.
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Post by Winkle Spinner Sat 03 May 2008, 00:46

I just read that more than 55% of all sexual activity in Greece goes on via the back door? Who would have thought, eh?
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Post by furriner Sat 03 May 2008, 01:01

The Greeks, apparently.

tac has a great story on (IIRC) a Greek army sarge he knew who thought that receiving blow jobs from his platoon was his military due.

Wonder what the recruiting posters in Greece say.

Join the army...... (fill in the rest, that is the assignment for today).
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