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Post by Josh Carney Sun 25 May 2008, 22:53

Kamran AKmal for WK
Mitchell Johnston at No: 9

for starters


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Post by JKLever Sun 25 May 2008, 22:55

Peter Moores, keeping up the stereotype.
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Post by Winkle Spinner Sun 25 May 2008, 22:56

Flynn.
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Post by LeFromage Sun 25 May 2008, 23:42

I did a tooth-by-tooth comparison of the England and Sri Lankan smiles over the winter. It's around here somewhere if you look hard enough.

IIRC there were some shockers on both sides...
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Post by Big_Bad_Bob Mon 26 May 2008, 00:01

David Ward the old Surrey batsman from the 80's was a bit of a shocker in the dental department.
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Post by LeFromage Mon 26 May 2008, 00:03

Ward was the classic case of more teeth than mouth space. Never works out well.
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Post by Big_Bad_Bob Mon 26 May 2008, 00:08

Doesn't quite tell the full story, but gives you an idea.

Pah - can't get the image to display, if you want to see him (parental discretion advised) you'll have to click the linky.

http://www.jamd.com/search?assettype=g&assetid=1225103&text=david+ward+cricket
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Post by Big_Bad_Bob Mon 26 May 2008, 00:09

Dello wrote:Ward was the classic case of more teeth than mouth space. Never works out well.

Indeed.

Here's one photo that will link properly that kind of illustrates that point.

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Post by JKLever Mon 26 May 2008, 00:15

Nickname in the Slurrey dressing room of 'Jaws' - unsurprisingly!
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Post by LeFromage Mon 26 May 2008, 00:16

And Gnasher, according to Crapinfo.
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Post by Basil Mon 26 May 2008, 01:01

And then there was Ashley Harvey-Walker who whipped out his false gnashers for fear of being hit in the mouth on a drying wicket - twas the Summer of 75 and and the precipitation was snow!
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Post by Henry Mon 26 May 2008, 08:10

Mark Boucher surely has worse teeth than Akmal? Justin Langer had a tooth missing near the front of his mouth.
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Post by taipan Mon 26 May 2008, 08:17

Red wrote

{quote} Graeme Smith{/quote}
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Post by mynah Mon 26 May 2008, 13:41

taipan wrote:Red wrote

{quote} Graeme Smith{/quote}
Aye, and Minky's are no doubt false.
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Post by taipan Mon 26 May 2008, 13:43

mynah wrote:
taipan wrote:Red wrote

{quote} Graeme Smith{/quote}
Aye, and Minky's are no doubt false.

Yep, red has already made that claim.
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Post by Red Mon 26 May 2008, 13:49

taipan wrote:
mynah wrote:
taipan wrote:Red wrote

{quote} Graeme Smith{/quote}
Aye, and Minky's are no doubt false.

Yep, red has already made that claim.
Of course!
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Post by lardbucket Mon 26 May 2008, 14:08

Was Wayne 'Fang' Prior named for some Chad Morganesque dentition?

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Post by lardbucket Mon 26 May 2008, 14:12

How many Nashes are eligible?

The bowlers might be able to nip it about.

Bracewell must get a spot.

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Post by Red Mon 26 May 2008, 14:17

AB de Villiers has poorly aligned top teeth and Nel crooked bottom teeth. Sidebottom's bottom teeth are also crooked.
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Post by lardbucket Mon 26 May 2008, 17:07

Ishant Sharma must be chosen.

Will this team be playing for some sort of plaque?

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Post by LeFromage Mon 26 May 2008, 17:09

Red wrote:Sidebottom's bottom teeth are also crooked.

They're not crooked, they're Northern. That's how they like them up there.
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Post by Henry Mon 26 May 2008, 17:18

Red wrote:AB de Villiers has poorly aligned top teeth and Nel crooked bottom teeth. Sidebottom's bottom teeth are also crooked.

Didn't feel right on your c*ck?
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Post by lardbucket Mon 26 May 2008, 17:20

More likely an uneven minge cut, if Red is to be believed.

That sounds like a commercial brought to you by Sharp Merkin Dome

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Post by Henry Mon 26 May 2008, 17:22

Oh yeah, that's right. Red is in fact a blonde middle aged woman stuck in an 80's time warp.
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Post by leg glancer Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52

I am hardly one to talk. I have terrible teeth.
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