Re: England v New Zealand, 5th ODI, Lord's, 28th June

by taipan Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:45

holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Shit Chas, have a f*cking lie down mate. You're delusional.

His irrational hatred of Bell had done his head in

Its not irrational Taips. There is sound statistical, mental, image and physical fact behind it!

He averages over 40 FFS

by holcs Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:52

taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Shit Chas, have a f*cking lie down mate. You're delusional.

His irrational hatred of Bell had done his head in

Its not irrational Taips. There is sound statistical, mental, image and physical fact behind it!

He averages over 40 FFS

As much as I wanted to unleash a verbal tirade, I will resist!

I refuse to take the bait.

40 in no pressure situations, against minnows and muck bowling.... And yet when the going gets tough the rate faced, sunflower seed balled little fecker wilts like a daisy in a kiln.... A waste of space!!

by taipan Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:55

holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Shit Chas, have a f*cking lie down mate. You're delusional.

His irrational hatred of Bell had done his head in

Its not irrational Taips. There is sound statistical, mental, image and physical fact behind it!

He averages over 40 FFS

As much as I wanted to unleash a verbal tirade, I will resist!

I refuse to take the bait.

40 in no pressure situations, against minnows and muck bowling.... And yet when the going gets tough the rate faced, sunflower seed balled little fecker wilts like a daisy in a kiln.... A waste of space!!

Good cos I think he is the man for the job against Dale Steyn

by holcs Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:56

taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Shit Chas, have a f*cking lie down mate. You're delusional.

His irrational hatred of Bell had done his head in

Its not irrational Taips. There is sound statistical, mental, image and physical fact behind it!

He averages over 40 FFS

As much as I wanted to unleash a verbal tirade, I will resist!

I refuse to take the bait.

40 in no pressure situations, against minnows and muck bowling.... And yet when the going gets tough the rate faced, sunflower seed balled little fecker wilts like a daisy in a kiln.... A waste of space!!

Good cos I think he is the man for the job against Dale Steyn

I'm very much sure he is from your point of view!

by taipan Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:59

holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Shit Chas, have a f*cking lie down mate. You're delusional.

His irrational hatred of Bell had done his head in

Its not irrational Taips. There is sound statistical, mental, image and physical fact behind it!

He averages over 40 FFS

As much as I wanted to unleash a verbal tirade, I will resist!

I refuse to take the bait.

40 in no pressure situations, against minnows and muck bowling.... And yet when the going gets tough the rate faced, sunflower seed balled little fecker wilts like a daisy in a kiln.... A waste of space!!

Good cos I think he is the man for the job against Dale Steyn

I'm very much sure he is from your point of view!

Cummon Charlie you are no fun today

by holcs Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:11

taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Shit Chas, have a f*cking lie down mate. You're delusional.

His irrational hatred of Bell had done his head in

Its not irrational Taips. There is sound statistical, mental, image and physical fact behind it!

He averages over 40 FFS

As much as I wanted to unleash a verbal tirade, I will resist!

I refuse to take the bait.

40 in no pressure situations, against minnows and muck bowling.... And yet when the going gets tough the rate faced, sunflower seed balled little fecker wilts like a daisy in a kiln.... A waste of space!!

Good cos I think he is the man for the job against Dale Steyn

I'm very much sure he is from your point of view!

Cummon Charlie you are no fun today

If you were LLL or one of those that Jack off over him, then your on.

by JKLever Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:27

KP wins his first toss and NZ will bat.

Alastair Cook comes in for England Rolling Eyes

Wright/Bopara/KP to share 10 overs

by Henry Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:29

The Kiwi's are genuinely rubbish at setting totals. Advantage England.

by JKLever Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:31

Henry wrote:The Kiwi's are genuinely rubbish at setting totals. Advantage England.

There is no advantage with England in ODI's shrug

LOL @ Sky leading into the coverage with 'I predict a riot'

by Guest Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:34

Well, good start for KP

by JKLever Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:45

Smuthy whungung alriddy.

by skully Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:05

JKLever wrote:Smuthy whungung alriddy.

Bwahahahaha. Now there's a surprise.

by Guest Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:18

by skully Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:20

Demelza wrote:FFS

And did you get a shot of KP's face?

by JKLever Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:19

NZ 75-3 (21) - 2 for Broad

Great over from Wright - got the chance to prove he can do a frontline bowlers job.

by skully Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:19

England doing OK. McCullum gawn - Snoozers 3-75 off 21 overs.

by Red Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:22

But NZ has already won the series so it's of little account.

by JKLever Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:24

Red wrote:But NZ has already won the series so it's of little account.

They have?

by Red Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:25

Has Flynn done anything apart from getting his teeth knocked out?

by Red Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:26

JKLever wrote:
Red wrote:But NZ has already won the series so it's of little account.

They have?

Well morally it's 3-1 but of course the cheating ginger-haired prick slowed the Edgbaston match down enough to ensure it didn't quite constitute a match.

No fooling the masses though.

by JKLever Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:27

Red wrote:
JKLever wrote:
Red wrote:But NZ has already won the series so it's of little account.

They have?

Well morally it's 3-1 but of course the cheating ginger-haired prick slowed the Edgbaston match down enough to ensure it didn't quite constitute a match.

No fooling the masses though.

Ah, an Aussie spouting off about morals.... jeepers.

by skully Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:47

Oi, don't mix us in with Red, please. He/she's really a Yarpie in disguise.

by Invader Zim Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:54

JKLever wrote:
Red wrote:
JKLever wrote:
Red wrote:But NZ has already won the series so it's of little account.

They have?

Well morally it's 3-1 but of course the cheating ginger-haired prick slowed the Edgbaston match down enough to ensure it didn't quite constitute a match.

No fooling the masses though.

Ah, an Aussie spouting off about morals.... jeepers.

FFS, you're as bad as Trev...you never used to be a bitter pommie ******, but you're almost indistinguishable from Robi these days.

by JKLever Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:57

Sandy vag, Zim?

FFS man, you should be the last one to talk. You based your entire forumming experience of C4 about sledging poms.

by embee Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:02

JKLever wrote:Sandy vag, Zim?

FFS man, you should be the last one to talk. You based your entire forumming experience of C4 about sledging poms.

What a load of crap ....

...he sledged subis , kiwis , yarpies , eozzies and dockers fans with equal passion as he sledged poms

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