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Meh. How disappointing.

Minki's is the only er . . . minky I'd be that interested in getting well acquainted with.

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Meh. How disappointing.

Minki's is the only er . . . minky I'd be that interested in getting well acquainted with.

Come off it. Minki is clearly the best, but you would you honestly turn down any of them? (Apart from maybe Simone).

The first one looks like something you would buy from the local sex shop.

No chance of smooching infront of a log fire, she'd farkin melt!

JKLever wrote:The first one looks like something you would buy from the local sex shop.

You've been hanging around Danny for too long.

JKLever wrote:The first one looks like something you would buy from the local sex shop.

No chance of smooching infront of a log fire, she'd farkin melt!

Warne's woman is the ugliest. The rest are ok, and Pietersen's is also very ordinary (you see women like her walking the street every day) but it proves that cricket can only take them so far in the quest for gorgeous women. No coincidence that the only stunner hooked up with a guy who wasn't interested in the contrary gender. She was no threat to him yet she gained so much publicity for her career. Her popularity has apparently slipped now that she's with the old guy.

Red wrote:Warne's woman is the ugliest. The rest are ok, and Pietersen's is also very ordinary (you see women like her walking the street every day) but it proves that cricket can only take them so far in the quest for gorgeous women. No coincidence that the only stunner hooked up with a guy who wasn't interested in the contrary gender. She was no threat to him yet she gained so much publicity for her career. Her popularity has apparently slipped now that she's with the old guy.

Yep, slipped so much so that you continually use her as an avatar.

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:Warne's woman is the ugliest. The rest are ok, and Pietersen's is also very ordinary (you see women like her walking the street every day) but it proves that cricket can only take them so far in the quest for gorgeous women. No coincidence that the only stunner hooked up with a guy who wasn't interested in the contrary gender. She was no threat to him yet she gained so much publicity for her career. Her popularity has apparently slipped now that she's with the old guy.

Yep, slipped so much so that you continually use her as an avatar.

With pics from her days with him. Those were the days when her career took off. Obviously she used him but it probably benefited both parties.

Red, wtf is it with your Smith fascination?

I, like the rest of the cricketing world, dislike him intensely. He's an easy target.

Even Saffers don't like him Mick.

And he WILL be the bunny of Sidebottom, Broad and possibly Anderson. If he lasts beyond the pacemen, Monty will sort him out as he really struggles against spin. But swing is his real nemesis.

Kallis will be expected to carry the load of their batsmen.

I, like the rest of the cricketing world, dislike him intensely. He's an easy target.

I sense it goes way beyond dislike. He knock you back?

Mick Sawyer wrote:

I, like the rest of the cricketing world, dislike him intensely. He's an easy target.

I sense it goes way beyond dislike. He knock you back?

Um, this question has been posed a few times.

You could say I'm fascinated why a country can produce a salt of the earth type bloke like Pollock and an incomparable prick like Smith. He's a poor ambassador for his country.

Anyway he would knock me back because I'm the wrong gender!!

Strange when a person gets knocked back by a member of the opposite sex, they often accuse them of being gay.

taipan wrote:Strange when a person gets knocked back by a member of the opposite sex, they often accuse them of being gay.

I'm far from alone in that accusation. I'm not interested in 'doing it' with gay guys in any case.

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:Strange when a person gets knocked back by a member of the opposite sex, they often accuse them of being gay.

I'm far from alone in that accusation.

That's the point I was making.

BTW can anyone remember anyone accusing Smith of being gay before Red arrived?

Red wrote:You could say I'm fascinated why a country can produce a salt of the earth type bloke like Pollock and an incomparable prick like Smith.

Do they clone humans where you're from then Rob,er I mean... Red?

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:Strange when a person gets knocked back by a member of the opposite sex, they often accuse them of being gay.

I'm far from alone in that accusation.

That's the point I was making.

BTW can anyone remember anyone accusing Smith of being gay before Red arrived?

A question impossible for me to answer. Taipan is in denial about it though.

I thought I was just feeding off other insinuations.

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:Strange when a person gets knocked back by a member of the opposite sex, they often accuse them of being gay.

I'm far from alone in that accusation.

That's the point I was making.

BTW can anyone remember anyone accusing Smith of being gay before Red arrived?

A question impossible for me to answer. Taipan is in denial about it though.

I thought I was just feeding off other insinuations.

Two points:

1. You were the first and possibly only one.

2. Personally I could care if Smith sodomises the entire BCCI as long as he scores runs.

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:Strange when a person gets knocked back by a member of the opposite sex, they often accuse them of being gay.

I'm far from alone in that accusation.

That's the point I was making.

BTW can anyone remember anyone accusing Smith of being gay before Red arrived?

A question impossible for me to answer. Taipan is in denial about it though.

I thought I was just feeding off other insinuations.

Two points:

1. You were the first and possibly only one.

2. Personally I could not care if Smith sodomises the entire BCCI

He'd have to get the ECB out of there first

lardbucket wrote:

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:Strange when a person gets knocked back by a member of the opposite sex, they often accuse them of being gay.

I'm far from alone in that accusation.

That's the point I was making.

BTW can anyone remember anyone accusing Smith of being gay before Red arrived?

A question impossible for me to answer. Taipan is in denial about it though.

I thought I was just feeding off other insinuations.

Two points:

1. You were the first and possibly only one.

2. Personally I could not care if Smith sodomises the entire BCCI

He'd have to get the ECB out of there first

Not to mention the rest of the Asian conspiracy

Red, I would love the keys to your Minki photo stash. Just don't tell me when Mrs Zat is nearby.

Where is Kerry McGregor?

Who is Kerry McGregor?

Male tail wags the dog?