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Post by Gary 111 Mon 07 Jul 2008, 15:53

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/jul/07/newcastleunited.premierleague

As Richard Littlejohn would say: YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!!!

Rumours that Joey Barton is set to be trained up to become a one man army unleashing venom and fury on the West have yet to be confirmed, especially as Alan Smith is also said to be interested.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 07 Jul 2008, 15:58

Will Kaka be on the wanted list?
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Post by JKLever Mon 07 Jul 2008, 16:14

I wouldn't put it past Newcastle United to fark anything up!
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Post by PeterCS Mon 07 Jul 2008, 16:16

Abu Hamza is being lined up as the new sports psychologist I hear.
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Post by furriner Mon 07 Jul 2008, 16:37

Lose and you die.

That should do wonders with performance.

Not that winning is going to get you much, come to think of it.
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Post by Merlin Mon 07 Jul 2008, 18:19

PeterCS wrote:Abu Hamza is being lined up as the new sports psychologist I hear.

F'hook me !! affraid

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Post by Anniyan Mon 07 Jul 2008, 19:12

PeterCS wrote:Abu Hamza is being lined up as the new sports psychologist I hear.

He'll turn Barton in to a choir boy!!
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Post by Anniyan Mon 07 Jul 2008, 19:29

Actually Bin Laden himself is an Arsenal fan!
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Post by Guest Mon 07 Jul 2008, 19:30

apparently yeah he is, didnt he even go to a gunners match once?

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Post by Merlin Mon 07 Jul 2008, 19:40

Clamson wrote:apparently yeah he is, didnt he even go to a gunners match once?

Yeah he did ... a Kalashnikov shooting competition on a rifle range in the Afghan mountains sometime in '98 I believe.

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Post by Gary 111 Mon 07 Jul 2008, 19:45

He was a big fan of Steve Bould, apparently.
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Post by Merlin Mon 07 Jul 2008, 19:50

Gary 111 wrote:He was a big fan of Steve Bould, apparently.

Who wasn't!

Tony Adams, Steve Bould, Nigel Winterburn and Lee Dixon.
Colossal. Awesome. Brick wall.
Would've loved to have seen Ronaldo try and tip toe through that foursome!
Happy days.

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Post by Gary 111 Mon 07 Jul 2008, 21:11

Bin Laden needs a new football team anyway. His current team are rubbish:





Apparently the kid behind the goal got 50 lashes for that celebration.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 08 Jul 2008, 00:02

That is poor defending. Rory McGrath could have done better.

Did the lad keep his arms?
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Post by DJ_Smerk Tue 08 Jul 2008, 03:33

I wonder if Bin Laden and Joey Barton will team up?
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Post by Anniyan Tue 08 Jul 2008, 08:41

DJ_Smerk wrote:I wonder if Bin Laden and Joey Barton will team up?

that would be an awesone partnership!
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Post by PeterCS Tue 08 Jul 2008, 10:34

I thought they were the same guy?

Bin Laden = Bruce Wayne, becomes Joey Barkingman..
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Post by lardbucket Mon 23 May 2011, 16:35

Newcastle? I thought he was hiding at Ian Botham's old club ...

Dead now. That'll teach him for messing with the Toon.

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Post by PeterCS Mon 23 May 2011, 17:38

Alka Eedah: no match for the Toon Army.
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Post by lardbucket Sat 01 Oct 2022, 14:24

Today I heard that it is indeed possible to sell Kuol to Newcastle.

https://cominghomenewcastle.sbnation.com/2022/9/14/23352568/report-newcastle-to-sign-australia-youngster-garang-kuol-transfer-window-rumors-premier-league




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