England v South Africa, 1st Test, Lord's 10-14 July (II)

taipan wrote:
So what are you doing to do for sex in the future?

Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

p.s. everybody, sorry for spamming this thread.

Shot Bell!

eowyn wrote:
It's called (don't faint) open COMMITMENT.....

I'm not fainting.


Just hyperventilating.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Shot Bell!

**nods** Doing the right thing!

JKLever wrote:I rate Richard Kettleborough as one of our better umps - but I doubt he's first in line for Internationals - he's not over 50!

Yes, he has the advantage of being young enough to see the ball, but then again so has Peter Hartley and he's shocking.

Brass Monkey wrote: I do like to bang away like a jack-hammer and she finds it too painful. I got 'brain' last night, but I'm just immensely horned ATM.

I was reading a 'problem' page in one of the red tops t'other week and thought of you. Some bint sharing a flat with some students was complaining about her boyfriends antics while they were having sex. Apparently in the throes of passion he shouts out stuff like, "Yeah baby', and, 'I am a God!'. I reckon that's you that is.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Shot Bell!

Is that the cricket or Danny's wank?

Ambrose is rectum. Drop him and get James Foster in.

Good job none of the Saffers can bowl (except Morkel). Steyn and Ntini are about to go for tons, and Fattis is as innocuous as usual against England.

What happened to the rest of the thread?

Brass Monkey wrote:

eowyn wrote:
At least you know fatherhood isn't on the cards this month.

Aye. Score. Panicked enough yesterday when I got en-f*cking-gaged!

**tugs nervously at collar**

Oh you farking well haven't.

Are you mad???




Congrats Dude!!

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:I was reading a 'problem' page in one of the red tops t'other week and thought of you. Some bint sharing a flat with some students was complaining about her boyfriends antics while they were having sex. Apparently in the throes of passion he shouts out stuff like, "Yeah baby', and, 'I am a God!'. I reckon that's you that is.

Not at all Geoff, quite quiet on a whole. Don't you remember?

holcs wrote:
Oh you farking well haven't.

Are you mad???




Congrats Dude!!

Cheers man, I must be.

Why is Harris bowling?

Bring Steyn back

PlanetPakistan wrote:Why is Harris bowling?

Bring Steyn back

Steyn's easily been the worst bowler today. He needs to think about what he's doing.

Besides, in striving for accuracy, he was down on pace - you wouldn't like him.

Watching Bell next to Broad and Morkel is like watching an episode of Land of the Giants.



Also, I'd like to see Morkel and Broad have a fight. Clash of the titans.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
Also, I'd like to see Morkel and Broad have a fight. Clash of the titans.

Don't think Broad would get on too well.

Brass Monkey wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
Also, I'd like to see Morkel and Broad have a fight. Clash of the titans.

Don't think Broad would get on too well.

Morkel looks like he has been in a few already.

Brass Monkey wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Why is Harris bowling?

Bring Steyn back

Steyn's easily been the worst bowler today. He needs to think about what he's doing.

Besides, in striving for accuracy, he was down on pace - you wouldn't like him.

hmm yeah it seems that he needs to follow Imran Khan's advice of getting the bowling form back WHILE bowling fast.

PlanetPakistan wrote:hmm yeah it seems that he needs to follow Imran Khan's advice of getting the bowling form back WHILE bowling fast.

Yeah, but when he did crank it up he barely hit the cutting strip.

You know whats going to happen......

Flintoff back. Prior to bat @ 6!!!!!!!

Brass Monkey wrote:Not at all Geoff, quite quiet on a whole. Don't you remember?

Is that it? Poor, very poor.

Btw, congratulations Fink, yer daft c**t. Game, set, and life over.

Brass Monkey wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:hmm yeah it seems that he needs to follow Imran Khan's advice of getting the bowling form back WHILE bowling fast.

Yeah, but when he did crank it up he barely hit the cutting strip.

well he is back now! Hope he gets a few wickets here

150 for I Bell! Well played sir

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:
Is that it? Poor, very poor.

Btw, congratulations Fink, yer daft c**t. Game, set, and life over.

Sorry Geoff - what do you want me to say? I've never uttered the words "I'm a God" in my life.
But cheers anyway!

Aye 150 up. A decent knock turned into a very good one.

He needs to take control now, and push us forward. We don't need to take time out of the game if we want a chance to win it!

Played, Sherm. A 200 wouldn't go a miss now, thanks awfully.

Oh and f*cking well done to Ian Bell - batting how he should be with the number 8 in. Quality, well judged innings that's worth plenty of admiration.