Re: England v South Africa, 1st Test, Lord's 10-14 July (II)

by taipan Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:45 pm

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I'm just a fact machine, spreading my factual seed.

Then you are barren

by Brass Monkey Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:46 pm

eowyn wrote:
At least you know fatherhood isn't on the cards this month.

Aye. Score. Panicked enough yesterday when I got en-f*cking-gaged!

**tugs nervously at collar**

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:46 pm

I wish your mother had been barren.

by Guest Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:46 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:I need a wank. My bird's on the rag.

Never bothered me. But it seems to bother them if you try it and they are bleeding. I couldnt care less.

by eowyn Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:48 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
eowyn wrote:
At least you know fatherhood isn't on the cards this month.

Aye. Score. Panicked enough yesterday when I got en-f*cking-gaged!

**tugs nervously at collar**

WHAT!!!!????

CONGRATULATIONS bounce

by taipan Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:49 pm

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I wish your mother had been barren.

Yours clearly was

by Brass Monkey Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:49 pm

Clamson wrote:Never bothered me. But it seems to bother them if you try it and they are bleeding. I couldnt care less.

I don't mind, but it's a bit fractured - I do like to bang away like a jack-hammer and she finds it too painful. I got 'brain' last night, but I'm just immensely horned ATM.

by eowyn Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:49 pm

Clamson wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:I need a wank. My bird's on the rag.

Never bothered me. But it seems to bother them if you try it and they are bleeding. I couldnt care less.

You obviously don't do the laundry....

by taipan Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:50 pm

eowyn wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
eowyn wrote:
At least you know fatherhood isn't on the cards this month.

Aye. Score. Panicked enough yesterday when I got en-f*cking-gaged!

**tugs nervously at collar**

WHAT!!!!????

CONGRATULATIONS

Jeez England gets one big score and you were all overcome?

Congrats anyway. Very Happy

by Brass Monkey Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:50 pm

eowyn wrote:
WHAT!!!!????

CONGRATULATIONS

Cheers darlin,

She asked me, I just about had a heart-attack, said yes, nearly had a heart-attack and then got a little rational about it. Until I think about it. Then I nearly have a heart-attack.

Got some free drinks though, so probably worth it! Wink

by Brass Monkey Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:52 pm

taipan wrote:
Jeez England gets one big score and you were all overcome?

Congrats anyway.

Actually, she proposed and then let me watch KP's highlights on C5 - not bad all in all.

Cheers mate.

by JKLever Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:53 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
Jeez England gets one big score and you were all overcome?

Congrats anyway.

Actually, she proposed and then let me watch KP's highlights on C5 - not bad all in all.

Cheers mate.

Congrats!

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:53 pm

Yeah, I usually stop when your insults don't make sense or are so inane and childish that continuing the conversation is akin to genocide. Now's that time.

Back to the cricket. Come on Bell-ster! Let's have a double!

by Chivalry Augustus Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:53 pm

Ambrose edges a nothing ball to slip and is back in the hutch. From riches to rags in a matter of just a few overs.

by taipan Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:53 pm

JKLever wrote:
taipan wrote:
taipan wrote:Now for the collapse

here we go

Horse has bolted long ago methinks...

And seems to be returning on it's own accord.

by Brass Monkey Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:54 pm

JKLever wrote:
Congrats!

Cheers mate - TBH when I said it on here a min ago, I started to feel dizzy and weak.

Laughing

by eowyn Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:55 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
eowyn wrote:
WHAT!!!!????

CONGRATULATIONS

Cheers darlin,

She asked me, I just about had a heart-attack, said yes, nearly had a heart-attack and then got a little rational about it. Until I think about it. Then I nearly have a heart-attack.

Got some free drinks though, so probably worth it!

Nearly having a heart attack is good , it means it meant something. Good on her for asking and free drinks are always welcome. And lets face it you're all but married in name anyway and have been for a while. Very Happy

by embee Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:56 pm

Congrats Danny ...ya silly qunt

by Brass Monkey Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:56 pm

eowyn wrote:And lets face it you're all but married in name anyway and have been for a while.

Yeah, true. It shouldn't make a difference.

But it does!!! affraid

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:56 pm

Played, Daniel. Cool

by JGK Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:56 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
Jeez England gets one big score and you were all overcome?

Congrats anyway.

Actually, she proposed and then let me watch KP's highlights on C5 - not bad all in all.

.

You do know all that changes once you say "I do" don't you?

Anyhoo, congratulations.

by Brass Monkey Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:56 pm

embee wrote:Congrats Danny ...ya silly qunt

Cheers MB, exactly what I was thinking!

by taipan Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:57 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
eowyn wrote:And lets face it you're all but married in name anyway and have been for a while.

Yeah, true. It shouldn't make a difference.

But it does!!!

So what are you doing to do for sex in the future?

by Brass Monkey Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:57 pm

JGK wrote:
You do know all that changes once you say "I do" don't you?

Anyhoo, congratulations.

Cheers dude,

Laughing

I'm sort of prepared for that. I reckon a 5 year engagement(at least) should sort it.

by eowyn Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:58 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
eowyn wrote:And lets face it you're all but married in name anyway and have been for a while.

Yeah, true. It shouldn't make a difference.

But it does!!!

It's called (don't faint) open COMMITMENT..... affraid

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