ONE international player.....

So, you can have one international player on your national side.
Who would it be?

Obviously my choice would be JK cos he's just fab in every way.

why thankyou Dem, i'd be a bit past it now though...

Demelza wrote:So, you can have one international player on your national side.
Who would it be?

Obviously my choice would be JK cos he's just fab in every way.

You really like fat, balding, selfish thickheads? Weird.

How is Lever selfish?

Ramprakash

You bunch of comedians.......

He's not fat, just well built.

I'd go for Dave Sales.

Brass Monkey wrote:I'd go for Dave Sales.

He was born in Carshalton. I used to take my son there to feed the ducks.

Demelza wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I'd go for Dave Sales.

He was born in Carshalton. I used to take my son there to feed the ducks.

He played for Wellington. That's international enough for me.

Demelza wrote:He's not fat, just well built.

Honey, open your eyes and turn on your brain - muscles don't wobble and jiggle and bounce around like that.

Nothing wrong with a bit of jiggling.
He moves very well, IMO.
Just watch him bowl, honey.

I'd rather watch myself being slowly eviscerated with a blunt spoon.

When it jiggles that much, there is.

Demelza wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I'd go for Dave Sales.

He was born in Carshalton. I used to take my son there to feed the ducks.

You lived in Carshalton? where about? I used to live there near the High Street before I moved to Sutton. Loved the Park and the Pond. Hope you didn't feed them with White bread as they pollute the water apparently. Every now and then you get vehicles take a dip in the pond due to the very narrow road and it's a good fun to watch from the near by Pub. It is even narrower due to a public foot path nearby. John Major was born in the local St.Helier hospital too.

Brass Monkey wrote:

Demelza wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I'd go for Dave Sales.

He was born in Carshalton. I used to take my son there to feed the ducks.

He played for Wellington. That's international enough for me.

Wellington or Wallington? Just wondering as Wallington is a nearby Carshalton.

Demelza wrote:You bunch of comedians.......

He's not fat, just well built.

With a particularly well-built balcony that overhangs by quite a long way.

Anniyan wrote:

Demelza wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I'd go for Dave Sales.

He was born in Carshalton. I used to take my son there to feed the ducks.

You lived in Carshalton? where about? I used to live there near the High Street before I moved to Sutton. Loved the Park and the Pond. Hope you didn't feed them with White bread as they pollute the water apparently. Every now and then you get vehicles take a dip in the pond due to the very narrow road and it's a good fun to watch from the near by Pub. It is even narrower due to a public foot path nearby. John Major was born in the local St.Helier hospital too.

I used to live in Waddon, Croydon and worked at Motorola in Wallington.

Anniyan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

Demelza wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I'd go for Dave Sales.

He was born in Carshalton. I used to take my son there to feed the ducks.

He played for Wellington. That's international enough for me.

Wellington or Wallington? Just wondering as Wallington is a nearby Carshalton.

Demelza wrote:

Anniyan wrote:

Demelza wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I'd go for Dave Sales.

He was born in Carshalton. I used to take my son there to feed the ducks.

You lived in Carshalton? where about? I used to live there near the High Street before I moved to Sutton. Loved the Park and the Pond. Hope you didn't feed them with White bread as they pollute the water apparently. Every now and then you get vehicles take a dip in the pond due to the very narrow road and it's a good fun to watch from the near by Pub. It is even narrower due to a public foot path nearby. John Major was born in the local St.Helier hospital too.

I used to live in Waddon, Croydon and worked at Motorola in Wallington.

I see. I would rather live somewhere better than Waddon. Do you know Jeff Gibson? He used to live in Norbury and a regular forumer at C4

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:I'd rather watch myself being slowly eviscerated with a blunt spoon.

When it jiggles that much, there is.

And your choice would be.........?

Zat wrote:

Demelza wrote:You bunch of comedians.......

He's not fat, just well built.

With a particularly well-built balcony that overhangs by quite a long way.

And your choice would be..........?

Slurrey dross weasels - "yeah? I used to murgy burgy - full of wankers, but I fit it surprisingly. What about that second street lamp on king's road? F*cking amazing."

Cock-knocking dribblers.

Demelza wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:I'd rather watch myself being slowly eviscerated with a blunt spoon.

When it jiggles that much, there is.

And your choice would be.........?

On looks? Chrystal or Danny Boy.
As a player? We need a decent spinner to replace Warne but there aren't any around, so . . . a good swing bowler, who can keep it tight when the ball's not moving. Can you think of one who isn't too repulsive?

Anniyan wrote:I see. I would rather live somewhere better than Waddon. Do you know Jeff Gibson? He used to live in Norbury and a regular forumer at C4

Well, that's why I moved.........

No, but my cousins lived in Norbury.....Strathyre Avenue.

Brass Monkey wrote:Slurrey dross weasels - "yeah? I used to murgy burgy - full of wankers, but I fit it surprisingly. What about that second street lamp on king's road? F*cking amazing."

Cock-knocking dribblers.

There's nothing wrong with bit of class and poshness.

In Aus' team, I'd have Dale Steyn. I'd f*ck any spinners off anyway - Symmo and 'the Kiddie' are good enough to do the job.