Re: So, Phil Mustard

by Brass Monkey Wed 19 Sep 2007, 12:59

Let's get to the crux of the issue here. Are there too many Geordies/Mackems/Smoggies getting in the team? I mean, we don't want to 'Byker Grove' it too much. Next thing you know 'Spuggie' will be in the team...

by Brass Monkey Wed 19 Sep 2007, 13:00

Gary 111 wrote:I could tell you all the name of a wicket keeper who has averaged 45.47 in List A cricket from 2003-2007...

Does he fall apart quicker than a prozzie's jizz-stained knickers at international level?

by Gary 111 Wed 19 Sep 2007, 13:15

Maybe.

by Henry Wed 19 Sep 2007, 13:20

You mean Read? FFS, it's hard to trust County Cricket when Read has hit a double century this season.

Otherwise you're being sneaky and you're referring to Solanki.

by Gary 111 Wed 19 Sep 2007, 13:34

Henry wrote:You mean Read? FFS, it's hard to trust County Cricket when Read has hit a double century this season.

Otherwise you're being sneaky and you're referring to Solanki.

Solanki has only averaged 40.50 in List A (2003-2007), a good five runs less that the Outlaw from Notts.

First Robin Hood and now Chris Read, why does the establishment always distrust these maverick midlands types?

by Brass Monkey Wed 19 Sep 2007, 13:35

AFAIK, Robin Hood didn't sh!t his pants consistantly when up against it.

by Gary 111 Wed 19 Sep 2007, 13:42

Batfink Begins wrote:AFAIK, Robin Hood didn't sh!t his pants consistantly when up against it.

That's only cos he wore tights.

by Brass Monkey Wed 19 Sep 2007, 13:47

Gary 111 wrote:That's only cos he wore tights.

If Read is prepared to wear tights, I may deem him hungry enough to play again. Then sh!t himself.

by DJ_Smerk Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:29

So If Read is Touch Cloth? Will that be similar to the Jellybean Incident? Or just off the hook and completely different? I mean their similar because in both instances something was dropped.

by Brass Monkey Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:33

DJ_Smerk wrote:So If Read is Touch Cloth? Will that be similar to the Jellybean Incident? Or just off the hook and completely different? I mean their similar because in both instances something was dropped.

No. He wears nappies. The ones that look like pants. When interviewed on Sky a few months back, he said "Thank f**k for Huggies".

by DJ_Smerk Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:36

LMFAO. Good On Read.

by Eric Air Emu Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:44

Mustard could turn out to be a bit fat and ridiculous or really quite good. I don't know.

Read can't really bat, Jones is out his depth- the rest are unknown wicketkeeper/batsman countries. Pick 'em all and rotate them on a match by match basis I say- always nice to see new faces.