Re: World cricket's best lookers.

by taipan Tue 28 Oct 2008, 07:53

Red wrote:
Henry wrote:We just had a lesbian start working at our office last week. She doesn't look like a lezzo though, but apparently it's one way traffic on the wrong side of the road. shame really, as i'd like to tap that. Anyway, what were we talking about again?

Men are obsessed with lesbians.

So are lesbians.

by Red Tue 28 Oct 2008, 07:56

Henry wrote:We just had a lesbian start working at our office last week. She doesn't look like a lezzo though, but apparently it's one way traffic on the wrong side of the road. shame really, as i'd like to tap that. Anyway, what were we talking about again?

You see you can't stereotype people, some think Smith looks uber-masculine for instance. There was also Ian Roberts the rugby player. There's Portia de Rossi and Lindsay Lohan; they're not butch which is ho some like to stereotype inhabitants of Lesbos.

by taipan Tue 28 Oct 2008, 07:58

Red wrote:You see you can't stereotype people,

Forum gold.

by jim rich Tue 28 Oct 2008, 09:11

I'm surprised no mention of Muttiah Muralitharan has been made. Smile

by Brass Monkey Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:26

spangler wrote:It just goes to show how incredibly chauvanistic people on the thread are in not mentioning one woman in the whole thread.

Isa Guha...

Totally agree.

by Hilda Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:31

Bad news for the ladies who are lusting after the Morkel brothers - Albie is married and Morne has a very, very sexy girlfried.

by embee Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:44

Henry wrote:We just had a lesbian start working at our office last week. She doesn't look like a lezzo though, but apparently it's one way traffic on the wrong side of the road. shame really, as i'd like to tap that. Anyway, what were we talking about again?

Surely that would be too much confusion ..

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued a lot
About who would do what
And how and with which and to whom.

by JB Thu 30 Oct 2008, 00:15

Why on earth would anyone lust over this? He's barely one step above Rikki.

World cricket's best lookers. - Page 2 91145.2

by Red Thu 30 Oct 2008, 02:08

JB wrote:Why on earth would anyone lust over this? He's barely one step above Rikki.

He's all right, he's tall with a pretty good body. I think those guys only chase Afrikaner type women anyway. Interesting to note that the only Saffa who can't get a woman is the captain.

by taipan Thu 30 Oct 2008, 06:10

Red wrote: Interesting to note that the only Saffa who can't get a woman is the captain.

by Red Thu 30 Oct 2008, 07:09

taipan wrote:
Red wrote: Interesting to note that the only Saffa who can't get a woman is the captain.

And your point is?

by taipan Thu 30 Oct 2008, 07:15

Red wrote:
taipan wrote:
Red wrote: Interesting to note that the only Saffa who can't get a woman is the captain.
And your point is?

You need to broaden your repertoire

by Red Thu 30 Oct 2008, 07:20

taipan wrote:
Red wrote:
taipan wrote:
Red wrote: Interesting to note that the only Saffa who can't get a woman is the captain.
And your point is?

You need to broaden your repertoire

No, my point was legitimate. I was pondering the notion that a captain can't snare a woman but his subalterns can. Usually women flock to blokes in power.

by Hilda Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:30

Well, seeing that Warney is no longer around, I will have to say that Matthew Hayden is my choice. Yikes, those broad shoulders - I wouldn't mind cuddling up with him for a night or two. Twisted Evil

by Hilda Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:31

Well, seeing that Warney is no longer around, I will have to say that Matthew Hayden is my choice. Yikes, those broad shoulders - I wouldn't mind cuddling up with him for a night or two. Twisted Evil

by Hilda Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:34

Red wrote:
No, my point was legitimate. I was pondering the notion that a captain can't snare a woman but his subalterns can. Usually women flock to blokes in power.

Nope, not all women flotck to blokes in power - this woman will certainly not do that. I do have morals and integrity.

by Hilda Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:36

Hilda wrote:
Red wrote:
No, my point was legitimate. I was pondering the notion that a captain can't snare a woman but his subalterns can. Usually women flock to blokes in power.

Nope, not all women flock to blokes in power - this woman will certainly not do that. I do have morals and integrity.

by Red Sat 01 Nov 2008, 02:36

Hilda wrote:Well, seeing that Warney is no longer around, I will have to say that Matthew Hayden is my choice. Yikes, those broad shoulders - I wouldn't mind cuddling up with him for a night or two.

Hayden is a beast. But you're right Hilda, at least our Ausses, bar Warne, are usually in pretty good shape.

by taipan Sat 01 Nov 2008, 06:51

Red wrote:
Hilda wrote:Well, seeing that Warney is no longer around, I will have to say that Matthew Hayden is my choice. Yikes, those broad shoulders - I wouldn't mind cuddling up with him for a night or two.

Hayden is a beast. But you're right Hilda, at least our Ausses, bar Warne, are usually in pretty good shape.

Yep we all remember the lithe figures of Merv Hughes, David Boon and Tubby Taylor.
Not to forget Boof either.

by Red Sat 01 Nov 2008, 06:57

We're talking contemporary cricketers. Hilda likes broad-shouldered cricketers. You have a few but Morne is taken and obviously she wouldn't favour ones who don't like women. Hilda's lucky that we're blessed here in oz with fit, young men.

by taipan Sat 01 Nov 2008, 06:59

Red wrote:We're talking contemporary cricketers. Hilda likes broad-shouldered cricketers. You have a few but Morne is taken and obviously she wouldn't favour ones who don't like women. Hilda's lucky that we're blessed here in oz with fit, young men.

Can't admit you are wrong as usual?

You were the one that mentioned Warne.

by Red Sat 01 Nov 2008, 07:15

taipan wrote:
Red wrote:We're talking contemporary cricketers. Hilda likes broad-shouldered cricketers. You have a few but Morne is taken and obviously she wouldn't favour ones who don't like women. Hilda's lucky that we're blessed here in oz with fit, young men.

Can't admit you are wrong as usual?

You were the one that mentioned Warne.

Warne's weight was irrelevant, women obviously decided he was irresistible.

by taipan Sat 01 Nov 2008, 07:19

Red wrote:Warne's weight was irrelevant, women obviously decided he was irresistible.

Red wrote:at least our Ausses, bar Warne, are usually in pretty good shape.

by Red Sat 01 Nov 2008, 07:47

Usually is a modifier, allowing for a few extra fatties.

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