Forever Gold

Quotes/posts/phrases which still make you chuckle long after the event?

1. Tac's signature. Still awesome after all this time.

2. "Why don't you go down to the pub and beat up some pregnant women?".:

I'm sure I'll think of more. Suggestions?

'maybe his PC has been confiscated'

'Has Shane Warne ever taken a five-for in any form of the game?'

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "

Zim after the first session of the 2005 Ashes.

"hearsay"

'the year zero'

embee wrote:'the year zero'

Fark, yes, I chuckle everytime I think of that . . .

Karti

'I predicted 4-0 to India, Australia won 2-1 so basically I was right'

or summat like that...

JKLever wrote:Karti

'I predicted 4-0 to India, Australia won 2-1 so basically I was right'

or summat like that...

I think the original version was "I said Vaughan wouldn't score a century and he scored one so I was right"

I miss Karti...the one poster who was truly surreal

You mean that (the Republic of) Ireland isnt part of the UK?

(by an ex of mine)

embee wrote:'Has Shane Warne ever taken a five-for in any form of the game?'

That's still my No 1.

The cobwebs have gathered. Which farker uttered those immortal words?

eyes_only, weren't it?

Yeah, I was leaning towards Jawful's no. 1 fan.

not jorja?

It wasn't EO. Can't reemeber what she called herself but Tails always called her Aquabrain.

Boofer and 'I've got the farquhin' gun!!!!!!!'

Elephant the extremely volatile Murali/Collingwood fan (who still occasionally sticks his head over the papapet on 'The Grandstand'. The week before the 03 Grand Final somebody ran a poll, whose elbow was more bent out of Anthony Rocca and Murali, and he threw an absolute mental even by his standards.

I can't imagine jorja even saying sumpent that stoopid.

I thought it was Jorja.

I think it was Aquarius ...

Jorja's comment was 'about the steam from her noodles fogging up her glasses'

followed up by Zimmy's shotgun comment

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=52&threadid=36#unread

Some of the Ackster's best work.....

I don't even remember Cleavy:

"Has Warne ever taken a 5-for or 10-for in First Cricket Cricket?"
― Cleavy, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 08:48 (4 years ago)

Cleavy was Nath, who ran the board where all the 'Farking gun' stuff happened. then the 'Sook-o-meter' was blown up by shortkeeper over the 03-04 Sheff Shield final and the board never recovered.

I can't believe it was Nath who made that statement then.

Also, I distinctly remember "any form of the game" although that phrase might now have permeated our consciousness by now.